Guess that's just your thing... you should be a couch tester...
It's perfect for an overweight, lazy bastard like me, where do I sign up?
Posted 12 September 2013 - 10:47 AM
Guess that's just your thing... you should be a couch tester...
It's perfect for an overweight, lazy bastard like me, where do I sign up?
I should just convert to single, right?As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"
Posted 12 September 2013 - 10:47 AM
gonna be a long day! Up at 2am to get to the brewery for 3am, then do some work, then do plenty of driving.
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Posted 12 September 2013 - 10:48 AM
We drove to Sydney ![]()
I should just convert to single, right?As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"
Posted 12 September 2013 - 10:48 AM

Posted 12 September 2013 - 10:50 AM
It's perfect for an overweight, lazy bastard like me, where do I sign up?
Good question... I'd like to know too... would make an awesome night job
I would offer to drive you but I can only pilot one automobile!
Pfft.. noob...
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2004 Outback Premium 3.0R
Posted 12 September 2013 - 10:52 AM
nah tis all good. I havent taken the Focus on a long run yet. Looking forward to it actually.
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Posted 12 September 2013 - 10:53 AM
I am semi terrified of those cars
I should just convert to single, right?As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"
Posted 12 September 2013 - 10:56 AM
forking hell ash.... you and your airbag conspiracy. hahaha
ive been driving it for 6 months, and i havent died once.
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Posted 12 September 2013 - 10:56 AM

Posted 12 September 2013 - 10:58 AM
Not a problem Adam. Despite the industry I work in being considered by many as spawning satans minions, we do thoroughly believe in quality of quantity, and enjoying the beer in a responsible manner.
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Posted 12 September 2013 - 10:59 AM
forking hell ash.... you and your airbag conspiracy. hahaha
ive been driving it for 6 months, and i havent died once.
I was in that damn car when it went into a wall!!
Not a problem Adam. Despite the industry I work in being considered by many as spawning satans minions, we do thoroughly believe in quality of quantity, and enjoying the beer in a responsible manner.
Could be worse, you could work for Big tobacco.
I should just convert to single, right?As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"
Posted 12 September 2013 - 11:00 AM
Ol' Roger is pretty jolly.
Posted 12 September 2013 - 11:00 AM
I was in that damn car when it went into a wall!!
Could be worse, you could work for Big tobacco.
Were you stabbing eyes again?
2002 B4 Rev E
2004 Outback Premium 3.0R
Posted 12 September 2013 - 11:01 AM
Were you stabbing eyes again?
.....No
I should just convert to single, right?As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"
Posted 12 September 2013 - 11:01 AM
@ Ash - you serious? You were in a Focus when it hit a wall? How the fuck did that happen?
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Posted 12 September 2013 - 11:02 AM

Posted 12 September 2013 - 11:03 AM
@ Ash - you serious? You were in a Focus when it hit a wall? How the
did that happen?
I was a passenger, mate at the time started being a dickhead, and all of a sudden, oh look a wall....BAM!
I'm not actually bothered about the cars themselves, just the drivers.........I'M WATCHING YOU!!!! ![]()
I'd say the car ran Into a wall!
You're a lot smarter than you seem.
I should just convert to single, right?As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"
Posted 12 September 2013 - 11:06 AM

I should just convert to single, right?As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"
Posted 12 September 2013 - 11:07 AM

Posted 12 September 2013 - 11:07 AM
I'd say the car ran Into a wall!
You're a lot smarter than you seem.
How you arrived at that conclusion based on his post, i'll never know. ![]()
Yeah Im not really a dickhead behind the wheel. Certainly not with passengers.
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