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Posted 14 September 2013 - 09:25 PM

Hahaha



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Posted 14 September 2013 - 09:26 PM


I like to think of it as borrowing someone's car and driving it better than them.


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Posted 14 September 2013 - 09:27 PM

I got stuck at work, didn't even get home till 9:00 and I was forked by then sorry man. I might try and get down there tomorrow at some point. You down there tomorrow?

all good.  I gave your table to two hot chicks at about 7:30pm anyway

 

nah man.  Ive been there way too much in the last 2 weeks.  Today was my first day in 2 weeks that I havent been there working.  Not in till monday 6am.  


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Posted 14 September 2013 - 09:28 PM

Hahaha
 

Yep proof that you can be massive, but if you don't know how to use the muscle, its only there for show.


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 14 September 2013 - 09:29 PM

Carlton are getting smashed.

Walter will by crying into his not-mdsc-boarding-pass.

Ugh i could ramble on for forking days about this stuff.


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Posted 14 September 2013 - 09:33 PM

it was smashing down, dont you worry.  Like, pull over because even with the wipers going flat out you cant see the car in front, kind of smashing down.  

Still dry under my patio though   :yahoo:

Hahaha For sure! Subaru Wipers are useless in rain. 

The region I grew up has the highest rainfall in NSW, The liberty was often useless when it rained because the wipers on full did nothing at all.


Carlton are getting smashed.

Walter will by crying into his not-mdsc-boarding-pass.

You mean if he was still alive?


 


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Posted 14 September 2013 - 09:35 PM

The liberty was often useless when it rained because the wipers on full did nothing at all.


I reckon going down on Mila Kunis you would need good windscreen wipers.

I'm not saying she's a squirter, just you'd need a fucking snorkel set for Christmas to go down on her.

Ugh i could ramble on for forking days about this stuff.


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Posted 14 September 2013 - 09:35 PM

I love the Japanese, they are a bizarre lot


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 14 September 2013 - 09:36 PM

I reckon going down on Mila Kunis you would need good windscreen wipers.

I'm not saying she's a squirter, just you'd need a forking snorkel set for Christmas to go down on her.

probably the best thing I have ever heard HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

 

Mila would squirt like a motherfucker I reckon.


 


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Posted 14 September 2013 - 09:36 PM

I love the Japanese, they are a bizarre lot

 

I REALLY want to shag one.


 

 

 


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Posted 14 September 2013 - 09:36 PM

He is alive. I just text him some motivational "how shit are Carlton" lovin.

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Posted 14 September 2013 - 09:37 PM

I reckon going down on Mila Kunis you would need good windscreen wipers.

I'm not saying she's a squirter, just you'd need a forking snorkel set for Christmas to go down on her.

HAHAHAHAHAHA

 

 

I REALLY want to shag one.

YES!! Very much so.


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 14 September 2013 - 09:37 PM

Hahaha For sure! Subaru Wipers are useless in rain. 

The region I grew up has the highest rainfall in NSW, The liberty was often useless when it rained because the wipers on full did nothing at all.


You mean if he was still alive?

pffft who the fuck drives a subaru......I was in the Focus hahaha


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Posted 14 September 2013 - 09:37 PM

Mila would squirt like a motherfucker I reckon.

Oh and one of them too.


 

 

 


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Posted 14 September 2013 - 09:38 PM

pffft who the :fork: drives a subaru......I was in the DEATH MACHINE MWAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH

 

:D


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 14 September 2013 - 09:38 PM

If you had to ask one question about fuel injectors, what would it be?

 

Not sure where to start this powerpoint presentation.

 

thx

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Attempted to finish my vege patch......


Drill bit welded itself to the timber. Got the shits. Came inside!!!

 

 

Lol at welding timber.

 

Only you Adam :)

 

 

I seriously can't get the forking thing out!!!

 

 

 

Have you tried yelling at it?

 

 

Snap it off....then drill it out :D

 

 

I even tried bashing the forking thing through with a hammer!!! Didn't budge!

 

 

Try harder (yell louder?)

 

Oh fork I laughed!


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Posted 14 September 2013 - 09:38 PM

He is alive. I just text him some motivational "how shit are Carlton" lovin.

Hahaha.

Nik will be devo, port lost last night hey?

 

 

And what the fuck is with Adam Goode being a sook?


 


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Posted 14 September 2013 - 09:39 PM

Next time you see her in tv imagine her leaking like a burst water main.

Ugh i could ramble on for forking days about this stuff.


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Posted 14 September 2013 - 09:39 PM

Top feed, side feed....... flow rate.... I dunno LOL


 


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Posted 14 September 2013 - 09:39 PM


@Jash; I'm SPEWING port lost last night. Just a shit last half and the men in white helped the score too.

Ugh i could ramble on for forking days about this stuff.






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