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#5001 B4TT

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Posted 14 September 2013 - 09:40 PM

Next time you see her in tv imagine her leaking like a burst water main.

Like I did the last few times?

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#5002 Hypnotic

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Posted 14 September 2013 - 09:41 PM

Hahaha.

Nik will be devo, port lost last night hey?

And what the is with Adam Goode being a sook?

He plays for Sydney

Next time you see her in tv imagine her leaking like a burst water main.

BAHAHAHAHAHA

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;

"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?

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#5003 B4TT

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Posted 14 September 2013 - 09:41 PM

@Jash; I'm SPEWING port lost last night. Just a shit last half and the men in white helped the score too.

Gay!!

I am just hoping the swans can keep their shit together without Goode... last I head he will probably be out for the rest of the season.

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#5004 ams

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Posted 14 September 2013 - 09:41 PM

She could slide down a water slide in a drought.

Just sayin.

Ugh i could ramble on for forking days about this stuff.

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#5005 RX25SE

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Posted 14 September 2013 - 09:42 PM

Top feed, side feed....... flow rate.... I dunno LOL

Oh.

I forgot about flow rate!

cheers Josh.

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#5006 Hypnotic

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Posted 14 September 2013 - 09:42 PM

Yeah I wish Port had one, they were so damn close.

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;

"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?

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#5007 B4TT

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Posted 14 September 2013 - 09:42 PM

He plays for Sydney

Yes, I know this! LOL! sorry they were two different conversations...

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#5008 ams

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Posted 14 September 2013 - 09:42 PM

Swans should be fine for tonight.

I HATE the swans (bad blood, 2005) but god I hope they win.

Ugh i could ramble on for forking days about this stuff.

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#5009 Hypnotic

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Posted 14 September 2013 - 09:43 PM

Yes, I know this! LOL! sorry they were two different conversations...

I didn't ask for your life story

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;

"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?

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#5010 peteRS

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Posted 14 September 2013 - 09:45 PM

If you had to ask one question about fuel injectors, what would it be?

Not sure where to start this powerpoint presentation.

thx

Why the fuck does every Il.lest mother fuc.ker think they need 2000cc injectors for their e85 2 litre?

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#5011 B4TT

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Posted 14 September 2013 - 09:46 PM

Swans should be fine for tonight.

I HATE the swans (bad blood, 2005) but god I hope they win.

I hope so.

Such a good team haha

Why the does every Il.lest mother fuc.ker think they need 2000cc injectors for their e85 2 litre?

Hahah there is this!.. WOT and the injectors are running at 1% Duty Cycle.

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#5012 ams

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Posted 14 September 2013 - 09:46 PM

Why the does every Il.lest mother fuc.ker think they need 2000cc injectors for their e85 2 litre?

Mila gets about 40L/100km.

Ugh i could ramble on for forking days about this stuff.

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#5013 Hypnotic

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Posted 14 September 2013 - 09:46 PM

I need my motocycle license

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;

"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?

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#5014 ams

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Posted 14 September 2013 - 09:47 PM

I need my bike license

I just clocked 320km on $14 of fuel.

Ht.h

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#5015 Brett

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Posted 14 September 2013 - 09:48 PM

@ pete - because racecar?

Sig worthy.

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#5016 Hypnotic

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Posted 14 September 2013 - 09:48 PM

I just clocked 320km on $14 of fuel.

Ht.h

It does, also watching the motoGP free practice, I JUST WANT IT!

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;

"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?

Horsepower Factory

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