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Started by Liberty, Oct 01 2013 06:12 AM
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Posted 16 October 2013 - 08:07 AM

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Posted 16 October 2013 - 08:08 AM

What? Why? There's every chance I'll be balls deep in 21 year old pussy this afternoon. What did I do to deserve hatred and homosexual taunts?!

Haha nice!

 

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Posted 16 October 2013 - 08:08 AM

So I guess the big question is.....will the US default, or will they come to an agreement at the 11th hour?

 

They kicked the can down the road last year, last week and now they'll do it again.


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Posted 16 October 2013 - 08:08 AM

Nik. Simone is my girl. You're such a dog.




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Posted 16 October 2013 - 08:08 AM

 
Dude, chicks.

I work indoors, and they usually are no where near our building

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 16 October 2013 - 08:10 AM

Haha nice!

 

Damn right. 

 

I made it a 'yes or no' situation. Can't be fucked wobbling around too long. Either way, I'm happy.

 

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Nik. Simone is my girl. You're such a dog.

 

If it makes you feel better, I'll be thinking about your girlfriend while I'm naked?


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Posted 16 October 2013 - 08:11 AM

HAHAHAHAHAHA

Hi,
 
I wonder what it would look like with a balck bonnet?
 
Cheers,
Nik


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Posted 16 October 2013 - 08:11 AM

Damn right. 
 
I made it a 'yes or no' situation. Can't be forked wobbling around too long. Either way, I'm happy.
 
:D


Nice Bro!! :)

 

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Posted 16 October 2013 - 08:12 AM

God damnit. I've gotta do some excel work.

I'm not a fucking receptionist.

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Posted 16 October 2013 - 08:13 AM

Brotip: the average receptionist will not be able to work Excel.


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Posted 16 October 2013 - 08:14 AM

God damnit. I've gotta do some excel work.

I'm not a forking receptionist.

Didn't you say you get fucked around at your job? If television has taught me anything its that clearly you're a receptionist/secretary.

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 16 October 2013 - 08:15 AM

What version of Excel, Adam?


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Posted 16 October 2013 - 08:15 AM

Brotip: the average receptionist will not be able to work Excel.

The almighty expects a lot from you by the sounds of it.

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 16 October 2013 - 08:16 AM

What version of Excel, Adam?


The one with the rectangles on the page

Brotip: the average receptionist will not be able to work Excel.


Brotip: Excel is fucking gay

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Posted 16 October 2013 - 08:17 AM

The one with the rectangles on the page

How very descriptive if you

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 16 October 2013 - 08:18 AM

Nice one fuckhead


1. Create a new Worksheet and then press the F5 button
2. Type X97:L97 and then hit enter
3. Press the tab key and then hold the Ctrl and Shift keys
4. Click on the Chart Wizard toolbar button
5. Boom; you are in space! 


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Posted 16 October 2013 - 08:18 AM

The one with the rectangles on the page

Brotip: Excel is forking gay

 

 

Excel is awesome.

 

 

Some of the formulas I've created.

 

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Posted 16 October 2013 - 08:18 AM

Didn't you say you get forked around at your job? If television has taught me anything its that clearly you're a receptionist/secretary.


Well my roles at work now can be classed as this:
Reception/Sales/quoting/designing/inventory management/project management/quality control/after sales support/delivery/cad systems manager/cad support analyst

I think that's it.

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Posted 16 October 2013 - 08:19 AM

Its that easy to use excel? Hmmm

Well my roles at work now can be classed as this:
Reception/Sales/quoting/designing/inventory management/project management/quality control/after sales support/delivery/cad systems manager/cad support analyst

I think that's it.

I didn't ask for your life story

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"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 16 October 2013 - 08:20 AM

 
 
Excel is awesome.
 
 
Some of the formulas I've created.
 
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Yeah, I create real things...

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