This topic is lockedThat would be a fucking intense hand job
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Started by Scuba-Roo, Nov 01 2013 05:58 AM
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Posted 03 November 2013 - 05:33 PM
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Posted 03 November 2013 - 05:34 PM
Like early teen handjobs when it was all exciting until the bitch tries to rip your dick off.
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Posted 03 November 2013 - 05:41 PM
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Posted 03 November 2013 - 05:41 PM
I like Reef thongs personally. Comfy as hell, don't break, and have a bottle opener in them.
I put up with people from amnesty, red cross and now the cancer council almost daily hounding me!! Throw in the greens, green peace, unhcr, save the forking children and I've well and truly hit my limit for the number of fuckstains wanting me to sign something or give money. Seriously cubts,right off.
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Posted 03 November 2013 - 05:41 PM
Yes
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Posted 03 November 2013 - 05:44 PM
Most people that wear thongs don't drink pop tops anyway.
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Posted 03 November 2013 - 05:47 PM
Maybe gravity changed?
Why does everyone assume I'm being mean?
Are you judging me?
Nah, I just don't like to admit I've put on a few.
Plus, they just tore clean off, just a quality fault.
I like to think of it as borrowing someone's car and driving it better than them.
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Posted 03 November 2013 - 05:48 PM
Nah, I just don't like to admit I've put on a few.
I've stacked on nearly 15kg this year alone, if that makes you feel any better
I should just convert to single, right?As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"
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Posted 03 November 2013 - 05:50 PM
I have gapped buck teeth, a yokel accent, girlish figure and if I think about walking while I'm walking I walk funny.
Take the thongs back, and do what that wog from Houso's does.
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Posted 03 November 2013 - 05:50 PM
I like Reef thongs personally. Comfy as hell, don't break, and have a bottle opener in them.
$60 for a pair!
Maybe I'll stick to crappy Havavahahhakdkkf';,lgtfs
I like to think of it as borrowing someone's car and driving it better than them.
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Posted 03 November 2013 - 05:50 PM
I've stacked on nearly 15kg this year alone
Alone?
Pretty sure I helped.
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Posted 03 November 2013 - 05:55 PM
Alone?
Pretty sure I helped.
HA if that's the case then a lot of people helped
I should just convert to single, right?As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"
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Posted 03 November 2013 - 06:08 PM
WHY THE FUCK DO PEOPLE COME ON HOLIDAY IF THEY'RE FUCKIN' MISERABLE CUBTS??????????
FROM A BUS TOUR, THEY'RE POUTING IN THE CAFE;
"IS EVERYTHING OKAY?"
"WE'RE JUST OVER IT"
"OH, SORRY ABOUT THAT, LONG DAY?"
"NO, WE JUST DON'T CARE ABOUT FUCKIN' WINE AND SHIT LIKE THAT"
NICE JOB BOOKING A WINE TOUR YOU DUMB CUBTS!
It's like us all going on a gay dance tour of Perth and whinging and moaning because we're not gay and we don't dance.
IDIOTS.
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Posted 03 November 2013 - 06:13 PM
Yeah they sound like a right laugh
I should just convert to single, right?As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"
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Posted 03 November 2013 - 06:18 PM
I'm sure ash would enjoy that.
I haven't put on more than 5kg since high school
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Posted 03 November 2013 - 06:19 PM
Niko they sound like they need a slap in the face with a chair.
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Posted 03 November 2013 - 06:20 PM
Niko they sound like they need a slap in the face with a chair.
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how the fuck can you be miserlable at the fucking grove!
Give them some chilli wodka
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Posted 03 November 2013 - 06:20 PM
I haven't put on more than 5kg since high school
Same.
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Posted 03 November 2013 - 06:21 PM
Give them some chilli wodka
YES! Make them a chilli jaffa!
I should just convert to single, right?As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"
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Posted 03 November 2013 - 06:25 PM
yep!
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