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[ams]

What ever floats your boat and gets you through the day........

What if your daily job was boat demolition whose job is specifically to destroy AND THEREFORE UNFLOAT boats?


Then what, 4-eyes-no-prescription???

[skillionaire]

I just rub my cock on things and it seems to work out for the best.

[Brett]

Can anyone up road a phono if I don't it yo you're?

Hahaha what???

[ams]

I just rub my cock on things and it seems to work out for the best.

Except when the petrol tank is empty.

Only subaru wagon's run on semen.

Sounds like someone is trying to do a burnout by hand.

Maybe someone doing a burnout while riding a unicycle.

[peteRS]

I wasn't mocking believers (in any manner dissimilar to the racism directed at Zac)...but Yeah nah, I'm a nature guy too. 

 

I struggle most with the word 'faith'. It's a trap word. It requires too much dismissal of the world around...this I truly don't comprehend.

[B4TT]

Nature for sure I say I think people may have well and truly gathered that I love that shit.

[skillionaire]

Yeah I wasn't tarring you with that brush, rather painting a portrait of myself.

[Brett]

A few years ago and yes, they have grown HEAPS!
The are both tall (especially the older one) for their age, but as you know the older they get, the less room you need in a car.
 
The younger one will come out of the booster later this year, well later than the recommended age,weight, height.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
@Ash
Did the belt stop squealing?

Hahaha when i said "theyve grown" i was talking about the car seats. We all fit in the Foz, there just isnt room for anyone else, or for instance a significant family grocery load.


Fuck cars can be annoying. I now have;

A Focus that has a misfire/intermittant and momentary cut out.

A Tomato that is running on less cylinders than it should.

And a Forester that has an apparently unfindable oil leak that is now dropping oil onto something hot and smoking.

Fuuuu cars.


The focus has now had; new leads. New plugs, new fuel filter, new fuel pump. Still no better.
Just wondering if it could be something as dumb as a knackered battery. Or throttle position sensor? Ugh
So glad beer isnt so fickle


I heart you beer.

[skillionaire]

Zac makes more black jokes than me, once I met him and found out he isn't even black it was a bit weird. 

A Tomato that is running on less cylinders than it should.
 

 

LOL, so none then?

[ams]

[skillionaire]

Fiori?

 

@JoshKong: Nice.

[ams]

Vector W8.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vector_W8

[Cam.]

@Brett, If your focus is a second gen. I've got $20 on the misfire being caused by the throttle body. Very common on that model, Total shut boxes.

Hello GT.

[Brett]

Work will set you free.
 
We're all different.
 
Human nature is to look over the neighbours fence. 
 
I could never be happy with nothing, I've had nothing before, and I wasn't happy.
 
I would like to have nothing to lose, but that's not a reality.
 
I would like to disconnect the chord between my brain and my mouth, or perhaps just make it about 7.2 kilometres longer.
 
I wish when I write my dreams down half of them weren't things I've actually done and just thought I was dreaming.
 
I hope the only questions I ever ask are the ones I don't know the answer to.
 
Batteries.
 
I wonder if you stare at yourself for long enough you can see progress. 
 
I wonder if the lucidity of the subconscious could ever be fully harnessed to allow people to feel the pain of others, and if so, could we share joy.
 
I think non prescription spectacles are for fuckwits.
 
I made thai green chicken curry for the first time in my life yesterday, as you all know because I asked about it on here, I finished it up this morning around 11am after the delivery came with more Coconut Milk. The object of my affection recently came into the kitchen with her lunch to heat up, it was thai green chicken curry, that she made last night, for the first time in her life.
 
This world we share is going unappreciated for the most part.

Shut up Confucious, no one cares.

[peteRS]

Cizetta V16T?

 

Also...my mates rant on FB, so many lols...he needs a therapist.

 

Rock into bunnings for sticky tape ,with riders bag strapped to my back. I remove it to pay at counter' the teller places items into empty bag. 
Security right next to my purchase asks to check my bag just after the hassle of strapping it back on. Here we go,I'm about to be rubbed the wrong way again.
I say 'you fucking serious.
Store policy mate 'yep.

Check all zipper pockets whilst at it mate. 
'No it's ok.

No it's not ok,fucking do your job properly ,check em.

So you looked at the produce from this store in my bag, 3 rolls of tape and sellys nomoregaps.
' yes I did sir.
AND ? 
Soo do you want to see the receipt that's in my pocket, to make sure they correlate and are not stolen ?

No ! 

Arrrgh ,how about you show some discretion pal.

Loud and Slow ' TAKE THIS FUCKING CUNT AWAY FROM THE DOOR.

Just had a Chris moment,think I need a portable oxygen tank or something that reminds me to breathe.

Next time I will say 'Get the fuck out of my way, I'll meet the fez at my front door.

[Brett]

@Brett, If your focus is a second gen. I've got $20 on the misfire being caused by the throttle body. Very common on that model, Total shut boxes.

Hello GT.

Nah. First gen with the Duratec 2.0

[ams]

FB rant, lol.