General Thread - January - 2014

Started by ams, Jan 01 2014 02:42 AM

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Posted 26 January 2014 - 10:50 PM

Mums Xmas fruit cake for dinner with booze. Not bad mum.

How good are mums!

Bosskong whatyoubuy? Who's old ride? Pics of skids now.

Punctuation Nik.

A Heritage.... nearly 8 years ago. Where have you been buddy?

I'd say hi s talking about his own car

Gaha roadblock at carbanup you know not of my local GPS skill
Pgpne Pete and driver bug ei fix hpjme

Correct...... and have you been on it tonight or are you text driving?

I'm about to go to bed

Fucking traitor!

Straylyayaaaaiaia day cubt!

Lol, Wubbert is getting excited about his 18th Birthday. Cute.

And yeah, Bed.

Rob's Fucking traitor!

So are you!

Straylyayaaaaiaia day cubts!

Holy

Shit

Awesome night!!!!

Tits on your back again?

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Posted 26 January 2014 - 10:52 PM

I'm definitely a fan of your Mum, JP.

Haven't been on it. About to have a beer. Still deciding which one!

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Posted 26 January 2014 - 10:56 PM

I'm pretty much a whole bottle of cc down. Still need ear plugs to sleep.

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Posted 26 January 2014 - 10:59 PM

I would assume using the power of common sense, and the undeniably unfair advantage of prior knowledge, that Joshua Kongface Paulington (JP for short) was making reference to a vehicle of which he already has the deed to.

AND HERE WE ARE NOW.

off, stay up and JIVE with us

Hahahahaa you kids and your drugs!

Spot on Niko.

@ Adam,

Pics of boobs on your back please. Use your hooch buds as ear plugs.

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#6305 Adam

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Posted 26 January 2014 - 11:00 PM

Well my penis is staying Dry so I am here for you cubts entertainments

What up ?!!!!

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Posted 26 January 2014 - 11:03 PM

Heaps.

Having that realisation that I may be getting used so someone can figure out what THEY want.

Which is cool, because my dick doesn't discriminate.

But yeah.

What's news with you, DrunkDam? I'm about to drink this beer.

It's looking at me.

And the fact that the beer is looking at me probably means I didn't waste that $30 on a trip!

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Posted 26 January 2014 - 11:04 PM

I'm definitely a fan of your Mum, JP.

Haven't been on it. About to have a beer. Still deciding which one!

Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeew

sikcubt she's gross.

A cold beer mate.

a really cold one.

Fuck it!

Hungry, worked all day, bored!

Just fired up the BBQ and Ima snag that shit up because..... It's Australia day and that's how we roll.

Need spme fireworks and lamingtons and VB and shit

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Posted 26 January 2014 - 11:04 PM

Does anyone else find it weird that Hungry Jack's doesn't have prices on their website?

Or that most people don't use the possessive apostrophe when they write it out?

Does that worry you?

Is the grammar more important than the spelling?

Is the meaning lost on poor spelling, or poor grammar?

Am I a sea urchin that can't swim?

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#6309 Adam

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Posted 26 January 2014 - 11:06 PM

I can't blow my knose becUse I literally got kneed in the face before ad it is fucke up???? It's quite annoying.

And in sexually frustrated. I'm tempted to go for a fap

Also. I must stay out of the test of suby club!

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Posted 26 January 2014 - 11:08 PM

I have lamingtons and I think my mate is bringing round a tootsie roll in an hour or so (tomato cannelloni) - so I'm steady posted.

Full week off the brain medication has done weird things to me. You'll all be happy to know I can nut again, but it still hurts a bit.

Hopefully that will pass.

It's like only having a problem with your car when you're redlining and taking it to the mechanic.

"So, when does this problem occur?"

"Well..................

See? Problems.

I can't blow my knose becUse I literally got kneed in the face before ad it is fucke up???? It's quite annoying.

And in sexually frustrated. I'm tempted to go for a fap

Also. I must stay out of the test of suby club!

Seriously, AMS' joke about you missing your mates knob was the funniest thing on the January GT. I shit myself laughing and had to show everyone that heard me snortle/chortle.

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Posted 26 January 2014 - 11:08 PM

I can't blow my knose becUse I literally got kneed in the face before ad it is fucke up???? It's quite annoying.

And in sexually frustrated. I'm tempted to go for a fap

Also. I must stay out of the test of suby club!

HuH?

What test?

I hate tests.

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#6312 Adam

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Posted 26 January 2014 - 11:08 PM

Wtf. There's some outside banging going on and in about to fuck some cubts up with no pants on.

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Posted 26 January 2014 - 11:11 PM

Fuck. I went to not mobile modd

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Posted 26 January 2014 - 11:12 PM

Hahahaha

Has a barking dog that has literally ruined his life, and effected the lives of EVERYONE around him, for two years, and now there's a possum in the roof when he's pissed and he's running outside naked with a feather duster about to start a ruckus.

Has that pot arrived yet?

. I went to not mobile modd

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#6315 Adam

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Posted 26 January 2014 - 11:13 PM

HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
I'm pretty sure the whole of bargo just heard me laugh! B

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Posted 26 January 2014 - 11:13 PM

Glad you can splooge Nik.

Fuck I miss my woman. If she was here now I'd wake her up with an angry slap/punch/kick and then tell her how I regret not telling her I love her every day.

"Go back to sleep hunnybitch and remember I love you"

Adam & hams.... go wake up your Rach bitchez and tell them you love them or they will leave you!!!!!

SUPER SERIAL!

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#6317 Adam

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Posted 26 January 2014 - 11:15 PM

I've got my leg wrapped around mine. She's going nowhere.

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Posted 26 January 2014 - 11:16 PM

Fuck!

Burnt the snags because GT.

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Posted 26 January 2014 - 11:17 PM

Yeah, that'll happen BossKong. I guess all we can do is move it into strength of knowledge moving forward. My ex is now marrying a marine biologist, ahahaha, I have to laugh.