
General Thread - January - 2014
#6321
Posted 26 January 2014 - 11:20 PM
I have to get to MDSC.
I've snapped. I'm in party mode this year!!!
Also. Y'all should come on over for next ozzy dai!!!!
#6322
Posted 26 January 2014 - 11:20 PM
I don't actually miss HER though, I miss the IDEA of her. So I might be different. It's not like when I'm beating up fresh slappers I'm putting her head on their body. But yeah. I'm at the point now that I am not changing. So fuck it. This is me. Come get some... or run.
The annoying thing about my age is how many attached females want to have a fucking emotional affair with me.
#6323
Guest_KONG_*
Posted 26 January 2014 - 11:21 PM
marine biologist!!!!
That's like marrying a homomamalfishfucker!
Dolphins & porpoises yo.
Sucks still.
#6324
Posted 26 January 2014 - 11:23 PM
Rach showed me her bruise from falling off her horse. I felt bad so didn't push the sex thing.
#6325
Guest_KONG_*
Posted 26 January 2014 - 11:23 PM
I don't actually miss HER though, I miss the IDEA of her too.
Don't miss the constant yelling and lack of affection though.
We now play the "who is going to call first" game.
Waiting!
#6326
Posted 26 January 2014 - 11:23 PM
Eating half a bag of grapes does wonders for your digestive system.
Ugh i could ramble on for forking days about this stuff.
#6327
Posted 26 January 2014 - 11:24 PM
Grapes are diuretic
#6328
Posted 26 January 2014 - 11:25 PM
Grapes are diuretic
Don't call me names, fucker - I'm standing right here!
Ugh i could ramble on for forking days about this stuff.
#6329
Posted 26 January 2014 - 11:26 PM
#6330
Posted 26 January 2014 - 11:26 PM
Battling to sit through Mission Impossible 4.
The irony of that sentence is not lost on me.
Ugh i could ramble on for forking days about this stuff.
#6331
Posted 26 January 2014 - 11:27 PM
I never met the dude, AMS, but I'm sure he's a top bloke, she always had stellar taste in males. And if we ever do meet, no matter what happens, I still have three very special plates from her than nobody else can ever take.
But yeah, she is back here now to get a visa to go over there, and everyone tonight was tahlmbout "she has no friends outside of people that know you"
I was like, FUCKMEDEAD, she's a wicked sick chick, hang out with her, I don't mind, there's NO HATE there. At all!
#6332
Posted 26 January 2014 - 11:29 PM
Catch you dudes tomorrow. Probably while I'm calling god on the big white telephone!
#6333
Posted 26 January 2014 - 11:30 PM
I find having a lot of friends is quite taxing on the 'give-a-fuck' part of my brain, so I tend to avoid keeping lots around.
Ugh i could ramble on for forking days about this stuff.
#6334
Guest_KONG_*
Posted 26 January 2014 - 11:31 PM
GT burnt my snags and they're awesome.
I've been smelling other people cook BBQ meat all day.
Good to finally have some for meeeeeeeeeeeeee
#6335
Posted 26 January 2014 - 11:31 PM
#6336
Posted 26 January 2014 - 11:34 PM
Steak cooked perfectly and a few tasty (unburnt) sausages.
Ugh i could ramble on for forking days about this stuff.
#6337
Posted 26 January 2014 - 11:34 PM
I quite enjoy Adams proper tired ramblings.
I should just convert to single, right?As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"
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#6338
Posted 26 January 2014 - 11:35 PM
I'm pretty sure I was just raped by a mosquito
#6339
Guest_KONG_*
Posted 26 January 2014 - 11:35 PM
Yeh ex's and the whole circle of friends afterwards is a tricky busimess.
I find having a lot of friends is quite taxing on the 'give-a-:fork:' part of my brain, so I tend to avoid keeping lots around.
My ex made me dump my friends & family to move to this weird coastal town where every motherfucker seems to have unlimited access to high powered Fireworks for Australia day.
Now I have internet friends, burnt snags and no fireworks.
#6340
Posted 26 January 2014 - 11:36 PM
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