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#6341 Hypnotic

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Posted 26 January 2014 - 11:36 PM

Do not encourage me to stay awake Smashley!

I usually encourage the worst from people.

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 26 January 2014 - 11:36 PM

I'm pretty sure I was just raped by a mosquito


Doesn't matter, still had sex.

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Posted 26 January 2014 - 11:37 PM

Hahaha.

"Still counts"

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Posted 26 January 2014 - 11:38 PM

Hahahaaa



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Posted 26 January 2014 - 11:40 PM

Does this helmet say I'm a massive wanker???
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Posted 26 January 2014 - 11:41 PM

Pretty much.

Use the money you save buying a straight mans helmet on mdsc.

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Posted 26 January 2014 - 11:42 PM

It's $300 and it's one of the only helmets that fits ne

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Posted 26 January 2014 - 11:44 PM

Oh.

I expected you to say double that price.

Check where it's made. If it's made in China or some other bumfuck place maybe avoid it.

Cheap helmets do fall apart on impact so beware.

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Posted 26 January 2014 - 11:47 PM

I'm so tempted to get out of bed and crack open a beer.

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 26 January 2014 - 11:48 PM

Worst story ever.

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Posted 26 January 2014 - 11:50 PM

More of a statement.

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 26 January 2014 - 11:50 PM

Stop being a faggotmonkey and sdrink a beer cubt



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Posted 26 January 2014 - 11:54 PM

It's $300 and it's one of the only helmets that fits ne

 

Dude do you seriously think that any normal people that don't ride motor bicycles judge your level of faggottry based on the helmet?

 

Hahahahaha.

 

Pretty sure your massive blue crotch rocket is a DEAD GIVE A WAAYAYAYAYYAYAYA



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Posted 26 January 2014 - 11:56 PM

I saw a short fat old guy drop his $30k motorbike on its side because he couldn't handle it.

He had a real nice helmet and real nice bike but he was a giant fag, so yes judgments on faggyness do happen

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Posted 26 January 2014 - 11:57 PM

So you are a normal person that doesn't ride a motorcycle....? 



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Posted 26 January 2014 - 11:59 PM

Alex is, yes.

I am also.

Let's make this a three way - he says he is someone who rides a motorboat.

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Posted 26 January 2014 - 11:59 PM

That's right, Hambone, you done fucked up.



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Posted 27 January 2014 - 12:02 AM

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Posted 27 January 2014 - 12:03 AM

Lol again.

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Posted 27 January 2014 - 12:04 AM

Old!

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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