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General Thread - January - 2014
#6341
Posted 26 January 2014 - 11:36 PM
I should just convert to single, right?As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"
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#6342
Posted 26 January 2014 - 11:36 PM
I'm pretty sure I was just raped by a mosquito
Doesn't matter, still had sex.
Ugh i could ramble on for forking days about this stuff.
#6343
Posted 26 January 2014 - 11:37 PM
"Still counts"
#6344
Guest_KONG_*
Posted 26 January 2014 - 11:38 PM
Hahahaaa
#6346
Posted 26 January 2014 - 11:41 PM
Use the money you save buying a straight mans helmet on mdsc.
Ugh i could ramble on for forking days about this stuff.
#6347
Posted 26 January 2014 - 11:42 PM
#6348
Posted 26 January 2014 - 11:44 PM
I expected you to say double that price.
Check where it's made. If it's made in China or some other bumfuck place maybe avoid it.
Cheap helmets do fall apart on impact so beware.
Ugh i could ramble on for forking days about this stuff.
#6349
Posted 26 January 2014 - 11:47 PM
I should just convert to single, right?As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"
Horsepower Factory
Revzone Auto Tuning Centre
#6350
Posted 26 January 2014 - 11:48 PM
Ugh i could ramble on for forking days about this stuff.
#6351
Posted 26 January 2014 - 11:50 PM
I should just convert to single, right?As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"
Horsepower Factory
Revzone Auto Tuning Centre
#6352
Posted 26 January 2014 - 11:50 PM
Stop being a faggotmonkey and sdrink a beer cubt
#6353
Posted 26 January 2014 - 11:54 PM
It's $300 and it's one of the only helmets that fits ne
Dude do you seriously think that any normal people that don't ride motor bicycles judge your level of faggottry based on the helmet?
Hahahahaha.
Pretty sure your massive blue crotch rocket is a DEAD GIVE A WAAYAYAYAYYAYAYA
#6354
Posted 26 January 2014 - 11:56 PM
He had a real nice helmet and real nice bike but he was a giant fag, so yes judgments on faggyness do happen
Ugh i could ramble on for forking days about this stuff.
#6355
Posted 26 January 2014 - 11:57 PM
So you are a normal person that doesn't ride a motorcycle....?
#6356
Posted 26 January 2014 - 11:59 PM
I am also.
Let's make this a three way - he says he is someone who rides a motorboat.
Ugh i could ramble on for forking days about this stuff.
#6357
Posted 26 January 2014 - 11:59 PM
That's right, Hambone, you done fucked up.
#6358
Posted 27 January 2014 - 12:02 AM
#6359
Posted 27 January 2014 - 12:03 AM
Thirtieth
Thirteeth
Third teeth
Ugh i could ramble on for forking days about this stuff.
#6360
Posted 27 January 2014 - 12:04 AM
I should just convert to single, right?As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"
Horsepower Factory
Revzone Auto Tuning Centre
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