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General Thread - January - 2014
Started by ams, Jan 01 2014 02:42 AM
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Posted 27 January 2014 - 12:05 AM
Nah she orright.
Ugh i could ramble on for forking days about this stuff.
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Posted 27 January 2014 - 12:06 AM
Lol again.
Thirtieth
Thirteeth
Third teeth
That one was for irony though.
But yes, I think it's funnier to wonder what else would be the 'Hambone' that I like to spend Valentine's Day?
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Posted 27 January 2014 - 12:07 AM
An actual ham?
I should just convert to single, right?As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"
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Posted 27 January 2014 - 12:08 AM
Pigfucking?
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Posted 27 January 2014 - 12:09 AM
Thought we could have been more creative, but I guess you're still laying in bed thinking about a fridge too far.
Pigfucking?
See. Ash. SEE? Someone is trying to make it better.
You are just phoning it in.
For shame, AshTag.
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Posted 27 January 2014 - 12:11 AM
And i'm comfortable
Letting the team down
Letting the team down
I should just convert to single, right?As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"
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Posted 27 January 2014 - 12:12 AM
thinking about a fridge too far.
Good one.
Ugh i could ramble on for forking days about this stuff.
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Posted 27 January 2014 - 12:14 AM
Hahahahahahahhaaha I've only JUST been discovered missing
Good one.
Shame on all of you
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Posted 27 January 2014 - 12:14 AM
My ex is now marrying a marine biologist
She engaged??
TO A DOLPHIN JACKER-OFFER?
Hahahaha dolphin jackoffer
Fork I laughed.
Does this helmet say I'm a massive wanker??
Not if you ride in such a way that you wear out a set of knee scrapers every other week.
If I told you I was a compulsive liar, would you believe me?
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Posted 27 January 2014 - 12:17 AM
Can you live vicariously through yourself?
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Posted 27 January 2014 - 12:20 AM
Wow.
15 days till the Sochi Olympics, check out what it looks like. These were all taken in the last few days.
http://m.imgur.com/a/0muGY
15 days till the Sochi Olympics, check out what it looks like. These were all taken in the last few days.
http://m.imgur.com/a/0muGY
Ugh i could ramble on for forking days about this stuff.
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Posted 27 January 2014 - 12:25 AM
Classy
I should just convert to single, right?As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"
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Posted 27 January 2014 - 12:26 AM
crash compilation...?
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Posted 27 January 2014 - 12:27 AM
Everything they built had a car crash into it, yes.
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Posted 27 January 2014 - 12:40 AM
@Youknowwho
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Posted 27 January 2014 - 01:01 AM
Fark, now I have to watch Ace Ventura again.
Such a good movie.
Such a good movie.
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Posted 27 January 2014 - 01:02 AM
Last thing i remember is walking home from the tittie bar and puking my guts up. Not sure if im hung over or still drunk.
Also y girls be such bitches; i met up with my ex who i hadnt seen in a year and she said how she was sorry for being a bitch and how she'd missed me and all that. Now 2 weeks after saying that shes gone all weird again, i havent been in relationships that much of my life. But she was the only one i really liked and fell pretty hard for. Apparently she was the only girl my mum actually liked, and all my friends really liked her too Im sure some day i'll meet the right one, just sucks now.
Also y girls be such bitches; i met up with my ex who i hadnt seen in a year and she said how she was sorry for being a bitch and how she'd missed me and all that. Now 2 weeks after saying that shes gone all weird again, i havent been in relationships that much of my life. But she was the only one i really liked and fell pretty hard for. Apparently she was the only girl my mum actually liked, and all my friends really liked her too Im sure some day i'll meet the right one, just sucks now.
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Posted 27 January 2014 - 01:04 AM
Only go back to ex's if it's on your terms.
If she's being weird about it - it's a sign it was not meant to be......again...
If she's being weird about it - it's a sign it was not meant to be......again...
Ugh i could ramble on for forking days about this stuff.
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Posted 27 January 2014 - 01:10 AM
Yeah i know all that, thats how it seemed, she said everything i wanted to hear
And i know im only young and i'll probably meet a decent one, oneday Just sucks feeling like this at this very point in time.
And i know im only young and i'll probably meet a decent one, oneday Just sucks feeling like this at this very point in time.
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