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#4101 Hypnotic

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Posted 13 February 2014 - 01:23 PM

Well you aren't that pretty in real life as well, not very feminine at all actually... disappointing...

 

What are you talking about, you were all over me at HVC, just couldn't keep your hands off me....freak!


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 13 February 2014 - 01:24 PM

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I put up with people from amnesty, red cross and now the cancer council almost daily hounding me!! Throw in the greens, green peace, unhcr, save the forking children and I've well and truly hit my limit for the number of fuckstains wanting me to sign something or give money. Seriously cubts,  :fork: right off.
 

 

#4103 Hypnotic

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Posted 13 February 2014 - 01:24 PM

There's a minimum-mdsc-number-of-years-attended quota you need to fill before I talk to you.

 

Clearly I have made that quota :D


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 13 February 2014 - 01:24 PM

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Posted 13 February 2014 - 01:24 PM

 

What are you talking about, you were all over me at HVC, just couldn't keep your hands off me....freak!

I said you weren't that pretty... not what I expected, but I was drunk... so yeah...


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Posted 13 February 2014 - 01:25 PM

Good to hear you have low standards, us uglies need lovin to.


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 13 February 2014 - 01:26 PM

Good to hear you have low standards, us uglies need lovin to.

Haha... except I heard you will be looking to get a girlfriend this year... :(

 

Feelings hurt....

 

Just make sure it is after HVC this year ok?


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Posted 13 February 2014 - 01:27 PM

How does that work?

Eaten a regurgitated one from a friend?


It means someone else has eaten it and told me how it tastes.

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Posted 13 February 2014 - 01:29 PM

It means someone else has eaten it and told me how it tastes.


Not even a little bit of a taste?

Didn't even lick their fingers?

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Posted 13 February 2014 - 01:30 PM

Haha... except I heard you will be looking to get a girlfriend this year... :(

 

Feelings hurt....

 

Just make sure it is after HVC this year ok?

 

I don't make promises, but I will see what happens


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 13 February 2014 - 01:31 PM

Just remember to wash the melon baller.

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Posted 13 February 2014 - 01:31 PM

 

I don't make promises, but I will see what happens

Alrighty then...

 

So you will be there this year hey? Just flying up instead of driving?


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Posted 13 February 2014 - 01:35 PM

I should be there. I would like Dylan or Aek or someone to confirm dates just so I can book time off. And no, I will be convoying with the others again.


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 13 February 2014 - 01:40 PM

Not even a little bit of a taste?

Didn't even lick their fingers?


Not through the TV, no.

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Posted 13 February 2014 - 01:41 PM

I'm hearing a lot of excuses here, Tim.


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 13 February 2014 - 01:41 PM

Did you lick the TV screen?


 


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Posted 13 February 2014 - 01:45 PM

haha!

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Posted 13 February 2014 - 01:47 PM

haha!


Avoiding the question, eh?



Suspicious.

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Posted 13 February 2014 - 01:48 PM

....hahaha :blush:

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Posted 13 February 2014 - 01:49 PM

I'm hearing a lot of excuses here, Tim.


Do you have a hooker reading out Tim's responses?

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