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#4141 Hypnotic

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Posted 13 February 2014 - 02:28 PM

According to google maps, from Melb CBD it is 8 hours to Hunter?

 

Yeah, it "says" that, doesn't include different speeds, traffic, road works, and other shit on the way though


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 13 February 2014 - 02:29 PM

This might have to be done.



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Posted 13 February 2014 - 02:29 PM

 

True, but she seems lovely, not my thing really

She is actually pretty awesome... Adam really landed a great catch there...

 

Aim high bro... :)


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Posted 13 February 2014 - 02:30 PM

Too alive?

My place is too far to be a pit stop hahaha.


Also I don't want my house over run with Ash.

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Posted 13 February 2014 - 02:30 PM

Que?

Si, Si!! you Hablar the language'o of the illegal immigrato's........ si.


 


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Posted 13 February 2014 - 02:31 PM

Too alive?

My place is too far to be a pit stop hahaha.


Also I don't want my house over run with Ash.

 

No, she's just nice, after all, she has to put up with you :P

 

But yes, Bargo is too far for a pitstop


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 13 February 2014 - 02:31 PM

Que?

 

Zac, take it easy with the peri peri sauce



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Posted 13 February 2014 - 02:31 PM

Si, Si!! you Hablar the language'o of the illegal immigrato's........ si.

 

Do you have your papers on you miss? Just need to confirm you are a legal.


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 13 February 2014 - 02:31 PM

Si, Si!! you Hablar the language'o of the illegal immigrato's........ si.

Ahhh Si Si... Me speako many goods :)


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Posted 13 February 2014 - 02:33 PM

Speak English you fuckin weirdos.


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 13 February 2014 - 02:34 PM

No, she's just nice, after all, she has to put up with you :P


With how feminine Adam is, i'd say she's borderline lesbian. Maybe an easy transition back to men.

Jus' sayin.

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Posted 13 February 2014 - 02:34 PM

 

No, she's just nice, after all, she has to put up with you :P

 

But yes, Bargo is too far for a pitstop

Well maybe Adam can join up with your convy when you pass through bargo... if he is coming this year... and staying overnight... :)

 

 

Zac, take it easy with the peri peri sauce

Viva la Peri peri!


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Posted 13 February 2014 - 02:34 PM

Just trying to make you feel at home you mexican fuck.


 


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Posted 13 February 2014 - 02:35 PM

You raise a valid point amsy


Just trying to make you feel at home you mexican :fork:.

 

Ima steel yo wallet, esse!


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 13 February 2014 - 02:37 PM

Ima steel yo wallet, esse!

Ah fuck.

 

You are going to be so angry when you go to that effort only to realise that you would get a better bounty from a homeless person.


 


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Posted 13 February 2014 - 02:38 PM

Captain silk-pants.

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Ugh i could ramble on for forking days about this stuff.


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Posted 13 February 2014 - 02:39 PM

Ah :fork:.
 
You are going to be so angry when you go to that effort only to realise that you would get a better bounty from a homeless person.

 
 
Geez, just trying to make you feel good, and that you had money. Such poor, many negative, wow

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 13 February 2014 - 02:39 PM

Holy shit, the most exciting thing to have ever happened in soccer... the crowd must have rioted for days!!


 


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Posted 13 February 2014 - 02:40 PM

THOUSANDS KILLED!

 

 

 

 

 

Just watching the female snowboard finals repeat, I thought they were all about to make out, they seemed that excited.


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 13 February 2014 - 02:41 PM

GAYRIE!!!

 

Come defend your sport...

 

and start...


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