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#4181 Hypnotic

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Posted 13 February 2014 - 03:00 PM

CIGGYBUTTBRAIN!

 

DO I EVEN KNOW YOU!


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 13 February 2014 - 03:01 PM

Zac, seriously though... it shouldn't really be a big thing... just say that such and such is your last day - you have decided that you wanted a change and are moving onto X and that it has been a pleasure working with you all etc etc (even if they are a bunch of cubts).

Thats what I got... I just hate lying, saying that is was great working with them and shite like that... but have to... If this was more corporate, I could just state facts, but since it isn't, and I have to leave on a good and friendly note, I have to be smart with what I say.. plus, I don't want too many follow up questions...


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Posted 13 February 2014 - 03:02 PM

Why not?

The last 4 weeks of a job you're leaving is the best part of working anywhere.

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Posted 13 February 2014 - 03:02 PM

Yeah, pretty standard shit really man.


 

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Posted 13 February 2014 - 03:03 PM

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Posted 13 February 2014 - 03:12 PM

Email sent...

 

First thing I heard was "What the Fork! Hey Zac, your email got hacked"


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Posted 13 February 2014 - 03:12 PM

What did they say about the chicken?

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Posted 13 February 2014 - 03:14 PM

Dude, I would have at least bought a resignation cake.


 


I put up with people from amnesty, red cross and now the cancer council almost daily hounding me!! Throw in the greens, green peace, unhcr, save the forking children and I've well and truly hit my limit for the number of fuckstains wanting me to sign something or give money. Seriously cubts,  :fork: right off.
 

 

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Posted 13 February 2014 - 03:14 PM

Watch for dude on the left...

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Posted 13 February 2014 - 03:17 PM

Dude, I would have at least bought a resignation cake.

  
This cracked me up


Watch for dude on the left...7hKz6wN.gif

Bahahaha

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 13 February 2014 - 03:17 PM

What did they say about the chicken?

It was many nice...

 

Dude, I would have at least bought a resignation cake.

Is there such a thing?


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Posted 13 February 2014 - 03:21 PM

Could have got a resignation Chicken and stuck candles in it.


 

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Posted 13 February 2014 - 03:21 PM

Actually Shaz... my sister made some awesome chocolate brownies yesterday... brought some to work... so handed them out... :)


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Posted 13 February 2014 - 03:23 PM

Of course there is! 

 

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I put up with people from amnesty, red cross and now the cancer council almost daily hounding me!! Throw in the greens, green peace, unhcr, save the forking children and I've well and truly hit my limit for the number of fuckstains wanting me to sign something or give money. Seriously cubts,  :fork: right off.
 

 

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Posted 13 February 2014 - 03:23 PM

Could have got a resignation Chicken and stuck candles in it.

Tomorrow... :)


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Posted 13 February 2014 - 03:23 PM

Are they "shaz" style brownies, or just plain boring brownies?

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 13 February 2014 - 03:24 PM

Wow Shaz... that would have worked great, but I had already resigned... this was just an email to let the team know...


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Posted 13 February 2014 - 03:24 PM

I want photos of the resignation chicken with candles sticking out of it.


 

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Posted 13 February 2014 - 03:25 PM

Are they "shaz" style brownies, or just plain boring brownies?

Not Shaz style... :(

 

Shaz... can you make me some brownies?? ;)


I want photos of the resignation chicken with candles sticking out of it.

Guess what I'll be photoshopping tomorrow?


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Posted 13 February 2014 - 03:26 PM

Guess what I'll be photoshopping tomorrow?


Your dignity?

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"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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