::: General Thread :: February Edition 2014 :::

Started by Liberty, Feb 01 2014 07:22 AM

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Posted 15 February 2014 - 09:13 PM

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None stupid sized one.

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Posted 15 February 2014 - 09:14 PM

I'm tempted to find a beer glass because I know he isn't sending me a hot lawyer.

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;

"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?

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Posted 15 February 2014 - 09:16 PM

That was my last beer.... wondering if I could be farked walking over to the bottle shop to get some more beer (they have LC Pale or Fat yak but not Hop Hog).

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Posted 15 February 2014 - 09:18 PM

I'm drinking slowly for once, and for no real reason

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;

"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?

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#4825 Brett

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Posted 15 February 2014 - 09:18 PM

Its a bloke Ash. He's probably right up your alley though. At least he will be if you play your cards right ( ifyouknowwhatimean.gif).

Well done Josh.

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Posted 15 February 2014 - 09:20 PM

I guess as the saying goes, beggars can't be choosers, I might even show him a thing or too.

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;

"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?

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#4827 Brett

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Posted 15 February 2014 - 09:22 PM

He does prefer "two things". Apparently.

Why the fuck do i have a gay lawyer.

This story has gone south.

Like my lawyer.....

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Posted 15 February 2014 - 09:26 PM

He sounds like a real catch.

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;

"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?

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Posted 15 February 2014 - 09:31 PM

More beer = acquired

haha farking Shaz.. that pink card again man.. the chick at the bottlo reckons I should order a new one in pink (this one expires soon) she reckons it is a good conversation starter..... shes pretty freaking hot too so she must be right.

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Posted 15 February 2014 - 09:32 PM

Unless you got her number, the conversation is a dead end.

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;

"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?

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#4831 Brett

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Posted 15 February 2014 - 09:35 PM

The fact your telling us, and not rooting her now pretty much backs up Ash's statement

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Posted 15 February 2014 - 09:36 PM

Weirdest thing just happened, my tv turned off, my amplifier turned on, then my tv turned back on while my amplifier turned off.....

Weird!

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;

"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?

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Posted 15 February 2014 - 09:37 PM

True............

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Posted 15 February 2014 - 09:37 PM

Drugs

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Posted 15 February 2014 - 09:37 PM

The fact your telling us, and not rooting her now pretty much backs up Ash's statement

Sadly, I have to agree on this..... fucking hell.

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Posted 15 February 2014 - 09:38 PM

Drugs

Wanna share?

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;

"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?

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Posted 15 February 2014 - 09:39 PM

Though it is pretty muggy tonight I don't think I would want to be close to another person haha...

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Posted 15 February 2014 - 09:39 PM

Ill have what you're having

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Posted 15 February 2014 - 09:40 PM

Though it is pretty muggy tonight I don't think I would want to be close to another person haha...

Although this isn't the gayest thing you have ever said, it's still pretty gay.

Ill have what you're having

I only have alcohol tonight.

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;

"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?

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Posted 15 February 2014 - 09:44 PM

I only have alcohol tonight.

I have alcohol for the 6th time this week. This normally never happens.

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