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#4861 B4TT

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Posted 15 February 2014 - 11:35 PM

I want a female with boobs though.. much better.

 


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Posted 15 February 2014 - 11:36 PM

Now you're just dreaming.


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 15 February 2014 - 11:37 PM

I wouldn't ever disrespect Bosskong like that.

 

HAVE YOU NO SHAME, MAN!

 

I was talking about you, Josh. Regular Josh.

 

Complaining about being to muggy too bang a hot broad, then complaining you don't have boobs...

 

If it hasn't calculated in your mind yet, pretty sure it means you swing for the same team. :P


I like to think of it as borrowing someone's car and driving it better than them.


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Posted 15 February 2014 - 11:38 PM

RUSSIA!!!!


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 15 February 2014 - 11:41 PM

Young Sam has much to learn.

nearly out of beer :(

 


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Posted 15 February 2014 - 11:53 PM

1 all!!! C'mon USA!!!

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 15 February 2014 - 11:55 PM

What's to learn?

 

When I want boobs, I go out and get them. I don't sit here and complain about it.


I like to think of it as borrowing someone's car and driving it better than them.


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Posted 15 February 2014 - 11:57 PM

Josh thinks that a pink credit card is all it takes.



Which he is right if he picks up a hooker.

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 16 February 2014 - 12:10 AM

Which he is right if he picks up a hooker.

Exactly.

Job done.

 


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Posted 16 February 2014 - 12:14 AM

This cuntversation is going nowhere.

Josh go and fuck the chick already she's seen your pink bits now get her to show you hers.

Ugh i could ramble on for forking days about this stuff.


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Posted 16 February 2014 - 12:18 AM

She probably doesnt even exsist, he was probably so tired that he was talking to a mail box.

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 16 February 2014 - 12:28 AM

The spout end of an empty hop hog bottle.

Ugh i could ramble on for forking days about this stuff.


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Posted 16 February 2014 - 12:56 AM

This was awesome.


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Posted 16 February 2014 - 08:03 AM

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Posted 16 February 2014 - 08:06 AM

Ouch

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Posted 16 February 2014 - 08:07 AM

Hi
 


I put up with people from amnesty, red cross and now the cancer council almost daily hounding me!! Throw in the greens, green peace, unhcr, save the forking children and I've well and truly hit my limit for the number of fuckstains wanting me to sign something or give money. Seriously cubts,  :fork: right off.
 

 

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Posted 16 February 2014 - 08:11 AM

Hello

Adam, explain the above pic.

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 16 February 2014 - 08:22 AM

Hi.

SOLD Legacy GTB 

SOLD Gen 1 RS turbo wagon

SOLD Gen2 Outback limited

Car less atm.......Whats next??


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Posted 16 February 2014 - 08:32 AM

Morning.

 

Like Ash said, WTF is with that pic Adam?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Though it is pretty muggy tonight 

Do you mean humid?

HUMID

 

 

 

 

Nah, kind of want to understand it, need to make sure that if I buy a vehicle that I am not buying a lemon, and that all the paper work is sorted correctly, and that I am not going to get stung with hidden fees.

 

Have I missed something Ash, are you buying a new car?


If I told you I was a compulsive liar, would you believe me?

 


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Posted 16 February 2014 - 08:36 AM

Adams pic is a slip n slide.

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