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#5041 B4TT

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Posted 17 February 2014 - 09:12 AM

Hahahahaha Farking Nik.


 


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Posted 17 February 2014 - 09:12 AM

I really enjoyed Enders Game.


Really? I thought it was 2 hours of my life that i will never get back...

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Posted 17 February 2014 - 09:13 AM

Hahahahaha Farking Nik.

 

Haha, it would appear I called quite a few people over the last 36 hours. If you were one of them, I'm sorry. Hahaha.

 

 

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Posted 17 February 2014 - 09:16 AM

I didn't get a call, clearly i'm a nobody :(


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 17 February 2014 - 09:16 AM

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I didn't get a call, clearly i'm a nobody :(

 

Don't have your number, which in reality you should be pleased about.



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Posted 17 February 2014 - 09:17 AM

Nik, you did call me.... I had finished my 8 hop hogs and was upto my last fat yak from the 6 pack... so I don't think  you have much to be apologising for... I am sure I was equally as full of shit (more so than usual).


 


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Posted 17 February 2014 - 09:18 AM

 

Don't have your number, which in reality you should be pleased about.

 

I am pleased, although I have given it to you many times.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

HA, Josh!!!! Love the pic, he's gonna be pissed.


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 17 February 2014 - 09:20 AM

Do you have data sheets and shit Iain? I just wanna know what it's aboot! Always got an interest in paint!

I'll PM you my email this arv!

@shaz. Yep! And haha at the pic too. So forking true!

 

email me at iain.kelly AT valspar DOT com

 

Its 11ty billion times better now mate.

 

bloody better be :P


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Posted 17 February 2014 - 09:20 AM

Haha. Nice.



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Posted 17 February 2014 - 09:22 AM

 
I am pleased, although I have given it to you many times.


Haha this

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Posted 17 February 2014 - 09:22 AM

I kept getting dared to go up to the hottest women at the bar.

 

Challenge accepted. 



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Posted 17 February 2014 - 09:24 AM

Might go get some foreigners to wash my car.


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 17 February 2014 - 09:25 AM

Really? I thought it was 2 hours of my life that i will never get back...

 

Yeah I didn't mind it at all. I would give it a 6.5/10


 


I put up with people from amnesty, red cross and now the cancer council almost daily hounding me!! Throw in the greens, green peace, unhcr, save the forking children and I've well and truly hit my limit for the number of fuckstains wanting me to sign something or give money. Seriously cubts,  :fork: right off.
 

 

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Posted 17 February 2014 - 09:30 AM

Haha how did it work out for you Nik?


 


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Posted 17 February 2014 - 09:30 AM

You will probably lack energy, and then just die.. or get sick.

 

Dumbest thing I think I have ever heard you say.

Think I have too much energy... not sleeping at night... so might help...

 

And that is the dumbest thing you've heard me say? Lol! Quite sure there is dumberer...


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Posted 17 February 2014 - 09:32 AM

Good, another moron gone...

 

http://www.news.com....v-1226828905592


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 17 February 2014 - 09:32 AM

Haha how did it work out for you Nik?

 

Better than expected. Did not have any drinks thrown at me, but sure as hell didn't get any digits. :)



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Posted 17 February 2014 - 09:32 AM

No mate, starving yourself is by far the dumbest thing you have ever said.

 

My mind boggles as to how you can think this is anything but extremely bad for you.


Haha good stuff! Who were you out drinking with Nik?


 


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Posted 17 February 2014 - 09:38 AM

Couple of the crew from Bootleg. I was so pissed still yesterday that I think I scared off work chick for good. Hahaha.

 

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Posted 17 February 2014 - 09:39 AM

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Don't have your number, which in reality you should be pleased about.

This.

Sig worthy.

 






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