It never worked

::: General Thread :: February Edition 2014 :::
#5181
Posted 17 February 2014 - 11:43 AM
I should just convert to single, right?As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"
Horsepower Factory
Revzone Auto Tuning Centre
#5182
Posted 17 February 2014 - 11:45 AM
It never worked
It did once... many moons ago... when it decided never to work again...
2002 B4 Rev E
2004 Outback Premium 3.0R
#5183
Posted 17 February 2014 - 11:46 AM
That makes no sense hence it never worked.
I'm hungry so I am going to eat something while you enjoy nothing.
I should just convert to single, right?As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"
Horsepower Factory
Revzone Auto Tuning Centre
#5184
Posted 17 February 2014 - 11:47 AM
My brain hasn't started working in years...
Likely too much chicken.
Ugh i could ramble on for forking days about this stuff.
#5185
Posted 17 February 2014 - 11:50 AM
#5186
Posted 17 February 2014 - 11:50 AM
Its those 2 day chicken feasts Sack.
I put up with people from amnesty, red cross and now the cancer council almost daily hounding me!! Throw in the greens, green peace, unhcr, save the forking children and I've well and truly hit my limit for the number of fuckstains wanting me to sign something or give money. Seriously cubts,right off.
#5187
Posted 17 February 2014 - 11:52 AM
Likely too much chicken.
That's unpossible...
Its those 2 day chicken feasts Sack.
Far out... come to think of it... since last Monday, its been all chicken everyday, except for the Juicy Lucy on Saturday dinner that broke up the chicken frenzy!
That makes no sense hence it never worked.
I'm hungry so I am going to eat something while you enjoy nothing.
Thanks mate... will do
DRINK MORE WATER.
Finished about 600ml since the morning... will have more soon...
2002 B4 Rev E
2004 Outback Premium 3.0R
#5188
Posted 17 February 2014 - 11:54 AM
Oi, where do I get one of these things GoPro bolt things from. Other then eBay because I need it prior to next Monday
I put up with people from amnesty, red cross and now the cancer council almost daily hounding me!! Throw in the greens, green peace, unhcr, save the forking children and I've well and truly hit my limit for the number of fuckstains wanting me to sign something or give money. Seriously cubts,right off.
#5189
Posted 17 February 2014 - 11:57 AM
#5190
Posted 17 February 2014 - 11:58 AM
Other then eBay
:/
Ugh i could ramble on for forking days about this stuff.
#5191
Posted 17 February 2014 - 12:12 PM
Might call him again a bit later.
I should just convert to single, right?As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"
Horsepower Factory
Revzone Auto Tuning Centre
#5192
Posted 17 February 2014 - 12:14 PM
#5193
Posted 17 February 2014 - 12:15 PM
Fuckin car!!! Keeps shutting down on me. Why won't this guy call me back about the bike!
Might call him again a bit later.
Haha "car won't start, best buy a bike".
GOOD PLAN.
Ugh i could ramble on for forking days about this stuff.
#5194
Posted 17 February 2014 - 12:22 PM
I should just convert to single, right?As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"
Horsepower Factory
Revzone Auto Tuning Centre
#5195
Posted 17 February 2014 - 12:28 PM
I'm feeling a little peckish now... think I should drink more water...
2002 B4 Rev E
2004 Outback Premium 3.0R
#5196
Posted 17 February 2014 - 12:34 PM
Morons.
I should just convert to single, right?As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"
Horsepower Factory
Revzone Auto Tuning Centre
#5197
Posted 17 February 2014 - 12:35 PM
then
Fuck you.
It was never fashionable.
Ever.
Ugh i could ramble on for forking days about this stuff.
#5198
Posted 17 February 2014 - 12:35 PM
#5199
Posted 17 February 2014 - 12:36 PM
I should just convert to single, right?As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"
Horsepower Factory
Revzone Auto Tuning Centre
#5200
Posted 17 February 2014 - 12:36 PM
Now, I have had some form of facial hair for many years, I love laughing at the idiots that have grown a beard purely because its fashionable....
Morons.
I've had some form of facial hair for a while too... since early 2000 I believe...
2002 B4 Rev E
2004 Outback Premium 3.0R
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