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#5181 Hypnotic

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Posted 17 February 2014 - 11:43 AM

It never worked


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 17 February 2014 - 11:45 AM

It never worked

It did once... many moons ago... when it decided never to work again...


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Posted 17 February 2014 - 11:46 AM

That makes no sense hence it never worked.

 

 

 

I'm hungry so I am going to eat something while you enjoy nothing.


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 17 February 2014 - 11:47 AM

My brain hasn't started working in years...


Likely too much chicken.

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Posted 17 February 2014 - 11:50 AM

DRINK MORE WATER.

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Posted 17 February 2014 - 11:50 AM

Its those 2 day chicken feasts Sack.


 


I put up with people from amnesty, red cross and now the cancer council almost daily hounding me!! Throw in the greens, green peace, unhcr, save the forking children and I've well and truly hit my limit for the number of fuckstains wanting me to sign something or give money. Seriously cubts,  :fork: right off.
 

 

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Posted 17 February 2014 - 11:52 AM

Likely too much chicken.

That's unpossible...


Its those 2 day chicken feasts Sack.

Far out... come to think of it... since last Monday, its been all chicken everyday, except for the Juicy Lucy on Saturday dinner that broke up the chicken frenzy!


That makes no sense hence it never worked.

 

 

 

I'm hungry so I am going to eat something while you enjoy nothing.

Thanks mate... will do :)

 

DRINK MORE WATER.

Finished about 600ml since the morning... will have more soon...


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Posted 17 February 2014 - 11:54 AM

Oi, where do I get one of these things GoPro bolt things from. Other then eBay because I need it prior to next Monday

 

G%20Hero%20Gear%20Aluminium%20Screw%20se


 


I put up with people from amnesty, red cross and now the cancer council almost daily hounding me!! Throw in the greens, green peace, unhcr, save the forking children and I've well and truly hit my limit for the number of fuckstains wanting me to sign something or give money. Seriously cubts,  :fork: right off.
 

 

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Posted 17 February 2014 - 11:57 AM

Short one or long one, Shaz? PM me your address

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Posted 17 February 2014 - 11:58 AM

Other then eBay





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Posted 17 February 2014 - 12:12 PM

Fuckin car!!! Keeps shutting down on me. Why won't this guy call me back about the bike!

Might call him again a bit later.

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 17 February 2014 - 12:14 PM

Call harder

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Posted 17 February 2014 - 12:15 PM

Fuckin car!!! Keeps shutting down on me. Why won't this guy call me back about the bike!

Might call him again a bit later.


Haha "car won't start, best buy a bike".


GOOD PLAN.

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Posted 17 February 2014 - 12:22 PM

Its a better plan then not eating

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 17 February 2014 - 12:28 PM

I'm feeling a little peckish now... think I should drink more water...


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Posted 17 February 2014 - 12:34 PM

Now, I have had some form of facial hair for many years, I love laughing at the idiots that have grown a beard purely because its fashionable....

Morons.

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 17 February 2014 - 12:35 PM

then


Fuck you.

It was never fashionable.

Ever.

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Posted 17 February 2014 - 12:35 PM

Yum

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Posted 17 February 2014 - 12:36 PM

Annoying is it?

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 17 February 2014 - 12:36 PM

Now, I have had some form of facial hair for many years, I love laughing at the idiots that have grown a beard purely because its fashionable....

Morons.

:(

 

I've had some form of facial hair for a while too... since early 2000 I believe...


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