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#5161 Hypnotic

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Posted 17 February 2014 - 11:12 AM

Haha no outside contact for three months

 

Hell, I wouldn't want to talk to you straight away, now is bad enough.

 

 

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Posted 17 February 2014 - 11:12 AM

 

What? How did you get your license?

That was way too long ago for me to remember... 


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Posted 17 February 2014 - 11:12 AM

Spoken to your old man yet Nik?


 


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Posted 17 February 2014 - 11:12 AM

Embarrassing to say the least Isaac

Mistakes mate... everyone makes then. and nobody is perfect...


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Posted 17 February 2014 - 11:16 AM

Niik, what  sauce did you use on the base of that pizza?


 


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Posted 17 February 2014 - 11:16 AM

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As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 17 February 2014 - 11:18 AM

Damn Nik.

That's.......shit.

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Ugh i could ramble on for forking days about this stuff.


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Posted 17 February 2014 - 11:24 AM

Means you'll miss our wedding too.

Sucks man, what shitty timing for a "surprise" test.

Ugh i could ramble on for forking days about this stuff.


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Posted 17 February 2014 - 11:25 AM

Where's my invite to your wedding AMSy?


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Posted 17 February 2014 - 11:27 AM

Where's my invite to your wedding AMSy?

It is in Adams pot.. in the post.


 


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Posted 17 February 2014 - 11:28 AM

It is in Adams pot.. in the post.

Thought so... save on postage...


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Posted 17 February 2014 - 11:30 AM

Missing your wedding and piesies

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Posted 17 February 2014 - 11:31 AM

Nikoooooo broooooo.

Sorry to hear it mate. Chin up.

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Posted 17 February 2014 - 11:37 AM

So I guess the important question here, is should I just buy a fucking pot? :D

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Posted 17 February 2014 - 11:37 AM

Shite... I didn't even know what the legal limit was... :(

 

 

holy shit.


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Posted 17 February 2014 - 11:38 AM

So I guess the important question here, is should I just buy a forking pot? :D

 

I can't believe you haven't already.

 

 

 

holy shit.

 

I know right?


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 17 February 2014 - 11:38 AM

 

holy shit.

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Posted 17 February 2014 - 11:39 AM

holy shit.


His brain has already stopped working due to him not eating.

Ugh i could ramble on for forking days about this stuff.


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Posted 17 February 2014 - 11:40 AM

Speaking of eating, should go get me some lunch.


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 17 February 2014 - 11:41 AM

I know right?

STFU fool... I know what the limit is... :P

 

When I asked Nik, I just wasn't sure if he was on the same limit as fully licences drivers in his particular situation he was signing up for, only because he doesn't get in trouble only if he drives after drinking, he gets called up for a test at any time...


His brain has already stopped working due to him not eating.

My brain hasn't started working in years...


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