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Posted 18 February 2014 - 07:25 PM

Nice one man! my Thai Birdseyes have a shitload on them... The others are all pretty much coming back into budding again, cept my wild desert tepin.. never really got many off it... but this year it has about 200 on it I reckon.. they are about the size of a pea and taste like you are eating a mixture of lava and razer blades.

 


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Posted 18 February 2014 - 07:29 PM

 

I spoke with an old guy today who personally knows some of the biggest legends in Ice Hockey, blew my mind. I find this information to be far more helpful.

 

I was once in the same room as five Bathurst legends.

 

This information is the most helpful.


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Posted 18 February 2014 - 07:30 PM

I know most of the crew from neighbours, although this information is pretty unhelpful, mainly to my health.


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 18 February 2014 - 07:32 PM

Nagrom knows and works for Jesus... fark all y'all.

 


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Posted 18 February 2014 - 07:33 PM

I too have imaginary friends..

 

 

 

 

 

HAI NAGROM!! :P


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 18 February 2014 - 07:36 PM

Fuck. I think I want curry for desert. So fucking tasty

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Posted 18 February 2014 - 07:40 PM

Hahaha that is great Adam!!

 


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Posted 18 February 2014 - 07:45 PM

I've had dinner with Michael Schumacher.

 

Does that help?


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Posted 18 February 2014 - 07:46 PM

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Posted 18 February 2014 - 07:47 PM

I've had dinner with Michael Schumacher.

 

Does that help?

 

Not if it was a hospital visit.


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 18 February 2014 - 07:48 PM

 

Not if it was a hospital visit.

 

Low blow.


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Posted 18 February 2014 - 07:49 PM

Hahaha

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Posted 18 February 2014 - 07:51 PM

 

Low blow.

 

Certainly not the lowest 


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 18 February 2014 - 07:54 PM

Haha just realized that Chumpy bloke lives near me in Narrabeen. One of elnas friends sinks piss with him
 


I put up with people from amnesty, red cross and now the cancer council almost daily hounding me!! Throw in the greens, green peace, unhcr, save the forking children and I've well and truly hit my limit for the number of fuckstains wanting me to sign something or give money. Seriously cubts,  :fork: right off.
 

 

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Posted 18 February 2014 - 07:55 PM

Haha just realized that Chumpy bloke lives near me in Narrabeen. One of elnas friends sinks piss with him

 

The media is going to be all over him because they hyped him up so much and in their minds he failed to deliver.

 

I feel it was just bad luck for him.

 

All 3 did pretty well I thought.


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 18 February 2014 - 08:01 PM

Did he fuck out?
 


I put up with people from amnesty, red cross and now the cancer council almost daily hounding me!! Throw in the greens, green peace, unhcr, save the forking children and I've well and truly hit my limit for the number of fuckstains wanting me to sign something or give money. Seriously cubts,  :fork: right off.
 

 

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Posted 18 February 2014 - 08:04 PM

Yeah he slipped over


 

 

 

 

If I wasn't such a fat :fork: maybe the all the Daggin riding jeans I am after would be in stock. Clearly most riders are overweight


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 18 February 2014 - 08:05 PM

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Posted 18 February 2014 - 08:07 PM

Looks pretty good


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 18 February 2014 - 08:10 PM

Yeah turned out alright. The first pic is an awesome sales photo :)

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