::: General Thread :: February Edition 2014 :::

Started by Liberty, Feb 01 2014 07:22 AM

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#5681 Hypnotic

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Posted 18 February 2014 - 08:11 PM

I'm not sold on it.

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;

"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?

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#5682 Adam

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Posted 18 February 2014 - 08:12 PM

Gitfarked

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#5683 Hypnotic

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Posted 18 February 2014 - 08:13 PM

I might, one day.

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;

"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?

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#5684 nickknack

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Posted 18 February 2014 - 08:13 PM

doesn't follow the lines of the car at all adam

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Posted 18 February 2014 - 08:16 PM

On a kiss cam hahahah

#5686 Hypnotic

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Posted 18 February 2014 - 08:16 PM

Hahaha

Feeling quite hydrated.

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;

"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?

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#5687 Samwise

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Posted 18 February 2014 - 08:17 PM

I'm dehydrated. How do I fix this?

I like to think of it as borrowing someone's car and driving it better than them.

#5688 Robert

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Posted 18 February 2014 - 08:18 PM

Lots of beer

#5689 Adam

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Posted 18 February 2014 - 08:18 PM

@Nick. The customer wanted it an they know best.

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Posted 18 February 2014 - 08:18 PM

I'm dehydrated. How do I fix this?

Fire, lots of it.

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;

"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?

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#5691 Robert

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Posted 18 February 2014 - 08:19 PM

@Nick. The customer wanted it an they know best.

So the customer designed it?

#5692 Hypnotic

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Posted 18 February 2014 - 08:23 PM

The customer wanted it an they know best.

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Yep, they sure do.

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;

"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?

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#5693 Robert

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Posted 18 February 2014 - 08:24 PM

The customer never believes they should be set on fire, Unfortunately.

#5694 B4TT

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Posted 18 February 2014 - 08:25 PM

Just read a sign on the bottleshop across the road, that as of the 24th new state laws will mean they have to close at 10pm instead of midnight.

FFS - bottleshops are not causing people to be punched. Fucking hell.

#5695 Hypnotic

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Posted 18 February 2014 - 08:29 PM

Most bottle shops I know of around here close at 9pm, 10pm being the latest.

FFS - bottleshops are not causing people to be punched. forking hell.

Correct, it doesn't matter if the person is drunk, high or just completely sober, if they are a moron, they are always going to be one, no matter what state they are in.

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;

"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?

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#5696 B4TT

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Posted 18 February 2014 - 08:30 PM

Correct, it doesn't matter if the person is drunk, high or just completely sober, if they are a moron, they are always going to be one, no matter what state they are in.

Yeah man, I have had this argument time and time again at work with some people. They now agree.

#5697 Robert

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Posted 18 February 2014 - 08:32 PM

They now agree.

Did you punch them while sober to prove your point?

#5698 Hypnotic

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Posted 18 February 2014 - 08:33 PM

Did you punch them while sober to prove your point?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I genuinely fucking LOLd!!!

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;

"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?

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#5699 Hypnotic

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Posted 18 February 2014 - 08:36 PM

I'm still laughing.

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;

"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?

Horsepower Factory

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#5700 Adam

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Posted 18 February 2014 - 08:36 PM

Applied for another bunnings job!

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