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Started by Liberty, Feb 01 2014 07:22 AM
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Posted 21 February 2014 - 08:41 PM

Ey?

 

The way I originally read your post was that you were buying the skis for your mum.


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 21 February 2014 - 08:43 PM

Looks pretty cool Jase! Dad has this little scan tool that looks kind of like that... its red though... it reads the codes on the lib ok.

The way I originally read your post was that you were buying the skis for your mum.

Oh! nah, get her to get them for me, will just go halves or something if she doesn't want to pay that much for a present. Just need some decent binding then.

 

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Posted 21 February 2014 - 08:44 PM

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As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 21 February 2014 - 08:44 PM

. it reads the codes on the lib ok.

 

Really?

As far as I can tell this one only has the 5 standard OBDII protocols so it won't read the RX.

 

What brand is your Dad's? Does it show live data as well as codes?


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Posted 21 February 2014 - 08:46 PM

Really?
As far as I can tell this one only has the 5 standard OBDII protocols so it won't read the RX.
 
What brand is your Dad's? Does it show live data as well as codes?


Not sure the brand, but it didn't do live data.
Did you have the green connectors connected when you tried to read the codes?

 

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Posted 21 February 2014 - 08:46 PM

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As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 21 February 2014 - 08:53 PM

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As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 21 February 2014 - 08:56 PM

Did you have the green connectors connected when you tried to read the codes?

 

Fukfukfukfuk fukitty fuk. I always forget that!

 

 

 

Thanks.

I'll try again tomorrow.


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Posted 21 February 2014 - 08:59 PM

An ex msgd me tonight complaing about her lack of money while shes on holidays with her boyfy. He is some drop kick who doesnt work and she only works part time while studying.

'Suck shit' seemed like a nice enough reply.

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Posted 21 February 2014 - 08:59 PM

Hahaha I just saw this on FB, and then saw Cams post to the question...classic!

 

Does anyone know if i can buy a subaru 2002 front cut weld it on to my car and then change the rad support to 07 witch is what mine is only reason i ask is carnt find a front cut from 2007

 

 

Cams response..

 

*Leaves page*

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 21 February 2014 - 08:59 PM

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Posted 21 February 2014 - 09:00 PM

An ex msgd me tonight complaing about her lack of money while shes on holidays with her boyfy. He is some drop kick who doesnt work and she only works part time while studying.

'Suck shit' seemed like a nice enough reply.

:D

 

Bahahaha


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 21 February 2014 - 09:02 PM

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I'm fairly certain most of them are.


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 21 February 2014 - 09:04 PM

Fukfukfukfuk fukitty ***. I always forget that!
 
 
 
Thanks.
I'll try again tomorrow.


It gets me a lot dude! haha.
Wait, it's black for stored codes.... The greens are test mode.... my bad. BEER.

 

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Posted 21 February 2014 - 09:04 PM

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As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 21 February 2014 - 09:06 PM

Had to stop on the beers because work tomorrow :(

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Posted 21 February 2014 - 09:17 PM

Not drinking tonight, but tomorrow night I will be.

 

Seems to be a nice Saturday night ritual these day.


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 21 February 2014 - 09:23 PM

I went a little overboard on my car this week..

 

So I can either buy beer tonight or go to BBQ tomorrow night..


I like to think of it as borrowing someone's car and driving it better than them.

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Posted 21 February 2014 - 09:25 PM

I would say go the BBQ option.


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 21 February 2014 - 09:29 PM

Buy beer tonight Sam and come to BBQ tomorrow!! someone will buy you something to eat.
Fuck, just accidently gave away my skis so I guess I need to get new ones now.

 

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