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Posted 21 February 2014 - 10:07 PM

Hands up who's been more scared nearly crashing than avtuallly crashing???

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Posted 21 February 2014 - 10:07 PM

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Posted 21 February 2014 - 10:08 PM

Ash what time is can v USA ice hukey

 

4am eastern standard time, tomorrow morning

 

So 2am for you.

 

 

I think


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 21 February 2014 - 10:09 PM

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Posted 21 February 2014 - 10:10 PM

And it's easy to give them even more power, although you will go through a lot more sets of tyres.

Nispro down in Melbourne can make those things reliably churn out some fucked up HP.

 


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Posted 21 February 2014 - 10:12 PM

Driving probably

 

Did you wanna meet in Narellan or something?


I like to think of it as borrowing someone's car and driving it better than them.


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Posted 21 February 2014 - 10:13 PM

Yeah sure! what are you doing down this way?


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Posted 21 February 2014 - 10:16 PM

Yeah sure! what are you doing down this way?

 

Getting my alarm fixed.

 

My brant was "disabled" when I bought the car.

 

By disabled, I mean it was forked.

 

Whoever tried to disable it, only disabled the keypad, but not the actual fuel pump relay's and when they were still getting issues, they hacked away at the alarm instead.

 

I had the brant properly disabled, but I'm getting the alarm wired back in, because my money for an aftermarket alarm has to go elsewhere at the moment.

The dude who disabled my brant, didn't have time to get too the alarm last weekend.


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Posted 21 February 2014 - 10:17 PM

Shit story

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Posted 21 February 2014 - 10:17 PM

Nispro down in Melbourne can make those things reliably churn out some forked up HP.

Same as the vf gts harrop engineering doing 530kw packages with warranty.

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Posted 21 February 2014 - 10:18 PM

Hands up who's been more scared nearly crashing than avtuallly crashing???


Hahahaa yeah man..


The dumb shit we do when young..
Living in the country, drink driving wasn't frowned upon like it should have been.

I remember one night my mate picking me up in his EA falcon and getting a carton each and driving around town drinking, headed out towards the jail then back into town blind drunk when it started to pour rain hardcore.. whatever the fuck happened, we were doing about 130 and started doing 360's down the road and ended up in a ditch... I don't call it a crash because we both walked away ok.. but farrrrrrk..

Another time.. same mate, him driving again... we were driving along this road called Summer Island Road, a bit out of town, the road is about 5-10m from the river, doing about a buck twenty and he was so pissed he forget he was driving and started playing with the radio.... ended up doing some fucked up spins down the road over some grass missing some trees and thankfully not in the river.. that was scary as fuck...

Not to mention that not long after that another mate was coming down that same road and hit a tree in his camry, lost the top part of his skull in that crash, died instantly :(

 


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Posted 21 February 2014 - 10:18 PM

Shit story

 

So's your face.


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Posted 21 February 2014 - 10:36 PM

Fuck I don't know what it is but something has irritated my throat and lungs today.

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Posted 21 February 2014 - 10:37 PM

Probably just got sick of you talking and breathing.


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 21 February 2014 - 10:39 PM

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Posted 21 February 2014 - 10:40 PM

Sook


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 21 February 2014 - 10:43 PM

Monies are now in my back account ready to transfer to my mate. Hurry up bike!!!!


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 21 February 2014 - 10:44 PM

Awesome I'll come down to melbin. Well ride into the sunset

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Posted 21 February 2014 - 10:45 PM

Insanity wings should fix it.


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Posted 21 February 2014 - 10:47 PM

Awesome I'll come down to melbin. Well ride into the sunset

 

Cute.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I so want to do this.


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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