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Posted 24 February 2014 - 08:31 PM

What the hell are you planning to do Jase?

 

Although it is a decent sized block, and a well established area, can't see you losing much.

 

But there is always a...."but"


Pretty envious of that. I would take a serious pay cut to work that close to home

Feel free to move here and take my job.

 

I got my L's booked for wednesday week.

Yeeeew!


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"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 24 February 2014 - 08:32 PM

I would spend the least amount possible and sell it for the highest possible.

Only do shit that would add value

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Posted 24 February 2014 - 08:35 PM

@jase Wouldn't you be able to spend 700k to break even if you can sell for 1m?

This obviously doesn't include the interest you have dished out

 

What if you put that $300k in the bank all those years ago?

Would you still expect to have $300K now?


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Posted 24 February 2014 - 08:36 PM

I would have more because there would be some interest gained?

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Posted 24 February 2014 - 08:37 PM

What the hell are you planning to do Jase?

 

Stop arguing with the missus for a start.

 

 

 

 

Not planning anything, all hypothetical.


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Posted 24 February 2014 - 08:37 PM

Hahaha

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Posted 24 February 2014 - 08:37 PM

I would have more because there would be some interest gained?

 

So you would expect the money you invested in your home to provide a return?


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Posted 24 February 2014 - 08:39 PM

 

Stop arguing with the missus for a start.

 

Yeah, even as a single man I know this will never happen.


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 24 February 2014 - 08:40 PM

I think I follow where you are going.


I would sell house is for less hassle :P

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Posted 24 February 2014 - 08:45 PM

I do follow.

Why would you spend more than 300k to make 300k back.

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Posted 24 February 2014 - 08:47 PM

Exactly.

The most you get back is $300K not $700K.


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Posted 24 February 2014 - 08:47 PM

Sell house to me for 300k?


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 24 February 2014 - 08:49 PM

Can you guarantee the missus will stop arguing?


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Posted 24 February 2014 - 08:51 PM

Can you guarantee the missus will stop arguing?

 

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I can give a better guarantee on inferior chinese electronics.


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 24 February 2014 - 08:54 PM

Hi Nik!


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Posted 24 February 2014 - 08:57 PM

I really wouldn't mind knowing how to use a rotary/orbital buffer/polisher properly.


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 24 February 2014 - 08:59 PM

I really wouldn't mind knowing how to use a rotary/orbital buffer/polisher properly.

 

There's a course that you can do, most detailing places do it. It's a one day thing.

 

I tried to get Aek to organise it, but nothing happened.


I like to think of it as borrowing someone's car and driving it better than them.


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Posted 24 February 2014 - 08:59 PM

No shit! I was wondering if there were courses for it. Might look into it.


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 24 February 2014 - 09:02 PM

I've been meaning to go to this place in Sydney...

Not sure what's offered in Melbourne though.

 

http://www.carcarepr...ailing_clinic-0


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Posted 24 February 2014 - 09:05 PM

Yep, they do a course the same down here, gonna read more into it.

 

Cheers for the link.


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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