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[skillionaire]

Yeah I stuck my hands in the dirt on Friday morning at sun up and I thought the ground had chopped them off.

 

So cold!

 

[skillionaire]

I only have three games right from the whole world cup so far. Chalk up another reason for me to dislike soccer, I suck at tipping it!

I should have done Canadian tipping, just hoping that everyone has a good time, ay.

[peteRS]

Haha.

Canadian tipping...hadn't heard that before

[skillionaire]

Hahaha, I forgot about the beans last night, I just looked at what tabs I have open.

 

[peteRS]

My first job today is supposed to be pressure cleaning an old lady's driveway...she is one of my favourite oldies. Olive is her name, about 4'6" and just the most awesome conversationalist on the planet. Always invites me in for a sit down chat at the start of the job. Like talking to a grandmother I never had...((both my Grandma's and 1 grandad had passed before I was born, RIP)

Hahaha, I forgot about the beans last night, I just looked at what tabs I have open.

 

 

Ha!

 

Also, glad no beans...arse is wrong enough this morning anyway. Hope that helps.

[skillionaire]

Old people are cool if they're not yours. Like kids.

 

And that does help actually, I had so much codeine tablets that I'll be shitting office furniture for a day or so.

[Adam]

Fucking Gaz. Catching me! What a cubt!!!



Fucking Monday. Soshit!

[peteRS]

Old people are cool if they're not yours. Like kids.

 

And that does help actually, I had so much codeine tablets that I'll be shitting office furniture for a day or so.

 

Lol, so true.

 

Codeine isn't Fibre!!! But yeah, it stops the clock, then gives the rock.

forking Gaz. Catching me! What a cubt!!!



forking Monday. Soshit!

 

Just remember, he does post in EVERY thread.

[Shaz]

Bank completely alarmed, designed to stop people getting inside. 

 

POSSUM CHILLING LIKE VILLAIN ON TOP OF COIN MACHINE INSIDE

[skillionaire]

Hahaha, photo!?

[peteRS]

Bank completely alarmed, designed to stop people getting inside. 

 

POSSUM CHILLING LIKE VILLAIN ON TOP OF COIN MACHINE INSIDE

 

I thought that pic was taken out on the street! Cunning bastards.

[Zac]

Hey fellas, how are you all doing this cold morning?

[Shaz]

 

This machine is in the branch. Old mate came in through the roof, demolished a packet of strawberry lollies I had on my desk, took a dump, took 10 more dumps on various safes throughout the branch, and then just sat where is above until we removed him and put him outside this morning.

[Adam]

 

 took a dump, took 10 more dumps on various safes throughout the branch

 

 

Hahahaha

 

 

 

 

 

This bloke. http://www.smh.com.a...0615-3a5vb.html

 

Instead, Oliver asked AUSVEG to help create ''real change in the shopping habits of Australian consumers so they can cook more fresh food''. ''We would very much hope AUSVEG would support Woolworths in this extremely important ambition.''

 

Brain washed. Your mate, Nik!

[Zac]

Possum Power!

 

New store mascot?

[Bumpty]

Sometimes I go straight to work outside/production etc. Sometimes I sleep in till seven, sometimes I wake up at four.
 
Pretty flexible.
 
Also, yes I did, until I cried when Webber's team retired after I'd been watching on and off for 22 hours!!

Cool...... Still none the wiser haha.
Flexible though, I get ya.

[peteRS]

Possum is now a hardened criminal...kill it.

 

Anyway Cubts (Hi Zac and Shaz), I'm off to blast freezing cold water everywhere, awesome.

[Zac]

Have a good one Pete, Mr Freeze

[Shaz]

Possum has been released to tree outside in the forest. 

 

GO FORTH AND SHIT ON MORE STUFF, FRIEND

[Bumpty]

 
This machine is in the branch. Old mate came in through the roof, demolished a packet of strawberry lollies I had on my desk, took a dump, took 10 more dumps on various safes throughout the branch, and then just sat where is above until we removed him and put him outside this morning.

Hahahaha that's wicked.

Is is a Brant alarm system!?