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[skillionaire]

Agreed. Though I am keen to procreate. 

 

[peteRS]

I never really wanted kids, but that's because of my own childhood. I know firsthand how shit life can be.

I would have been stupidly over protective and that would only make things worse. My quantum realities all end badly.

And Obama decides to deploy "up to" 275 troops to Iraq....there's a surprise.

[skillionaire]

I reckon I'd be a good Dad, but then again they say you turn out to be the same as your father, so maybe I wouldn't be? Fuck knows.

 

But I like putting my dick in things. One day it's going to happen.

 

Yeah and they are all going to be border patrol. All this is, is a seal up operation.

 

Compared to when the 'went in' - I bet the media coverage will be NOTHING.

Why is this not a 24 hour news story on every channel like it was before? Oh right... he can't get elected again.......................................................................

[Adam]

PHRESH

[peteRS]

Politics kills me.

[Adam]

Me too.

 

Sah boring

The difference a couple of days can make!!

 

 

[skillionaire]

Politics kills me.

 

Yeah and I get carried away sometimes. I hope you don't take me too heavily. This is my soapbox.

 

[simon]

Sup Cubts

 

Fork!! What an epic soccer football game last night!!!!! Woooo zee germans.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I really dont give a shit............hai larry

[skillionaire]

And it is EVERYONE'S soapbox.

 

 

I have had my opinions changed on this forum. By pretty much everyone.

 

Which is pretty cool.

[B4TT]

I have a great Dad! I don't think I would be as good as him haha.
hahaha Simon!!

[peteRS]

PHRESH

 

Sure is ADAM! Hence me still sitting on my arse. Will start at 9:30am...or there abouts.

[Adam]

Hi Bumpty

 

[simon]

Adam image fail....

[peteRS]

If I had internet skillz, I would be repping a German Avatar too.

[skillionaire]

Nice work Adam you fuckin' faget m8

[peteRS]

Politics and Religion should both be banished from the earth, in their enteritis.

 

[Adam]

Adam image fail....

 

 

fixored

[B4TT]

Politics and Religion should both be banished from the earth, in their enteritis.
 

Imagine how good that world would be!

[skillionaire]

It would save heaps of ragequits.

 

DEMOCRATIC

You have two cows.

Your neighbor has none.

You feel guilty for being successful.

Barbra Streisand sings for you.



REPUBLICAN

You have two cows.

Your neighbor has none.

So?


SOCIALIST

You have two cows.

The government takes one and gives it to your neighbor.

You form a cooperative to tell him how to manage his cow.



COMMUNIST

You have two cows.

The government seizes both and provides you with milk.

You wait in line for hours to get it.

It is expensive and sour.



CAPITALISM, AMERICAN STYLE

You have two cows.

You sell one, buy a bull, and build a herd of cows.



BUREAUCRACY, AMERICAN STYLE

You have two cows.

Under the new farm program the government pays you to shoot one, milk the other, and then pours the milk down the drain.



AMERICAN CORPORATION

You have two cows.

You sell one, lease it back to yourself and do an IPO on the 2nd one. 

You force the two cows to produce the milk of four cows. You are surprised when one cow drops dead. You spin an announcement to the analysts stating you have downsized and are reducing expenses.

Your stock goes up.



FRENCH CORPORATION

You have two cows.

You go on strike because you want three cows.

You go to lunch and drink wine.

Life is good.



JAPANESE CORPORATION

You have two cows.

You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk.

They learn to travel on unbelievably crowded trains.

Most are at the top of their class at cow school.



GERMAN CORPORATION

You have two cows.

You engineer them so they are all blond, drink lots of beer, give excellent quality milk, and run a hundred miles an hour.

Unfortunately they also demand 13 weeks of vacation per year.



ITALIAN CORPORATION

You have two cows but you don't know where they are. 

While ambling around, you see a beautiful woman.

You break for lunch.

Life is good.




RUSSIAN CORPORATION

You have two cows.

You have some vodka.

You count them and learn you have five cows.

You have some more vodka.

You count them again and learn you have 42 cows.

The Mafia shows up and takes over however many cows you really have.




TALIBAN CORPORATION

You have all the cows in Afghanistan, which are two. 

You don't milk them because you cannot touch any creature's private parts.

You get a $40 million grant from the US government to find alternatives to milk production but use the money to buy weapons.



IRAQI CORPORATION

You have two cows.

They go into hiding.

They send radio tapes of their mooing.

 

 

fixored

 

NOPE!

[peteRS]

I picture it in my mind often, Josh.

 

Imagine how good that world would be!