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Customers, Vending machine stealing my money, car not going into gear at the lights, then setting off the house alarm.
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#1461
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Posted 08 July 2014 - 06:22 PM
I should just convert to single, right?As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"
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Posted 08 July 2014 - 06:33 PM
I've nearly finished the first pint.
I should just convert to single, right?As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"
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Posted 08 July 2014 - 06:34 PM
As long as its not the first and last.
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Posted 08 July 2014 - 06:35 PM
It's not the last, that's for sure.
I should just convert to single, right?As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"
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Posted 08 July 2014 - 06:48 PM
Well that was a waste of time. Catching up on 10 pages of phone talk..... Nerds
Sup cubts.
Sup cubts.
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Posted 08 July 2014 - 06:49 PM
I should just convert to single, right?As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"
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Posted 08 July 2014 - 06:52 PM
Hey simo
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Posted 08 July 2014 - 06:52 PM
Sup dam?
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Posted 08 July 2014 - 06:59 PM
I'm here too!!
I should just convert to single, right?As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"
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Posted 08 July 2014 - 07:02 PM
Nah, i'n gonna go cook dinner.
You had your chance.
I should just convert to single, right?As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"
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Posted 08 July 2014 - 07:19 PM
I just smashed out some dinner!
Timing belt done today. Happy days!
Timing belt done today. Happy days!
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Posted 08 July 2014 - 07:26 PM
I reckon my oil leak is related to a blocked PVC or breather somewhere.
It's blowing a tonne of blue smoke out of the exhaust on acceleration after coasting, and pissing oil out of the front and rear of the motor.
Always fun with a 6 hour drive home still to go.
It's blowing a tonne of blue smoke out of the exhaust on acceleration after coasting, and pissing oil out of the front and rear of the motor.
Always fun with a 6 hour drive home still to go.
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Posted 08 July 2014 - 07:27 PM
Damn, rubbertttttt
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Posted 08 July 2014 - 07:34 PM
It's funny the looks I got today sitting at the toll gates with a tonne of smoke coming from under the bonnet and under the car.
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Posted 08 July 2014 - 07:34 PM
I followed a Mazda 3 MPS billowing black smoke yesterday, it was like I was following a truck lol. Poor thing.
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Posted 08 July 2014 - 07:35 PM
Hey smashley!!!!!
That sucks a bag of dicks Rubert.
Guess what dam???
Maxibon!!!!!!!
That sucks a bag of dicks Rubert.
Guess what dam???
Maxibon!!!!!!!
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Posted 08 July 2014 - 07:37 PM
I want a maxibon.
Probably just deal with a drumstick.
I should just convert to single, right?As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"
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Posted 08 July 2014 - 07:40 PM
Fuck. I'm putting some cash down on a box of them next time I'm at woolise
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Posted 08 July 2014 - 07:42 PM
I enjoyed the fuck out of that dinner.
I should just convert to single, right?As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"
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