May GT

Started by Liberty, May 01 2015 07:09 AM

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#521 Adam

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Posted 10 May 2015 - 08:21 PM

Happy mothers day morgs.

Hahaha morgan is a girl

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#522 Samwise

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Posted 10 May 2015 - 09:50 PM

Hahaha morgan is a girl

You're a bit slow.

I like to think of it as borrowing someone's car and driving it better than them.

#523 Morgan

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Posted 10 May 2015 - 09:57 PM

For a girl, my penis is quite substantial

#524 Samwise

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Posted 10 May 2015 - 09:59 PM

For a girl, my clitoris is quite substantial

I like to think of it as borrowing someone's car and driving it better than them.

#525 Sven Smergberd

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Posted 10 May 2015 - 10:08 PM

Where ya staying in Fiji ??

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#526 RX25SE

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Posted 10 May 2015 - 10:10 PM

It is indeed the S-Technic car.

Yep, was on tonight's news.

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#527 Samwise

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Posted 10 May 2015 - 10:47 PM

Yep, was on tonight's news.

I like to think of it as borrowing someone's car and driving it better than them.

#528 Harry88

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Posted 11 May 2015 - 05:18 AM

For a girl, my clitoris is quite substantial

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#529 Hypnotic

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Posted 11 May 2015 - 05:51 AM

Fuckin neighbours house alarm is noisy and irritating. Bet one of the dogs set it off.

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;

"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?

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#530 Shaz

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Posted 11 May 2015 - 08:41 AM

Where did the weekend go

I put up with people from amnesty, red cross and now the cancer council almost daily hounding me!! Throw in the greens, green peace, unhcr, save the forking children and I've well and truly hit my limit for the number of fuckstains wanting me to sign something or give money. Seriously cubts, right off.

#531 Hypnotic

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Posted 11 May 2015 - 08:54 AM

It went all MH370 on everyone

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;

"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?

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#532 Shaz

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Posted 11 May 2015 - 08:54 AM

Seriously

I put up with people from amnesty, red cross and now the cancer council almost daily hounding me!! Throw in the greens, green peace, unhcr, save the forking children and I've well and truly hit my limit for the number of fuckstains wanting me to sign something or give money. Seriously cubts, right off.

#533 RX25SE

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Posted 11 May 2015 - 09:07 AM

Morning.

Weekend ends tomorrow for me.

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#534 Hypnotic

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Posted 11 May 2015 - 09:09 AM

waiting for some ice hockey to start.

One day I'll work again

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;

"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?

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#535 Shaz

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Posted 11 May 2015 - 09:10 AM

Mate of mine offered me his rusty old turbo R31 GTS1 on the weekend for $2.5k.

Dunno if its worth it, is has a fair amount of rust now (Rear window, roof, front bar, doors)

I put up with people from amnesty, red cross and now the cancer council almost daily hounding me!! Throw in the greens, green peace, unhcr, save the forking children and I've well and truly hit my limit for the number of fuckstains wanting me to sign something or give money. Seriously cubts, right off.

#536 RX25SE

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Posted 11 May 2015 - 09:11 AM

Rust = run away

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#537 Hypnotic

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Posted 11 May 2015 - 09:13 AM

Rusted is in at the moment, he should be asking for more.

But seriously, depends on how rusty it is. Me being the jerk I am would offer $1k or less.

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;

"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?

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#538 Hypnotic

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Posted 11 May 2015 - 09:15 AM

Rust = run away

Also this.

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;

"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?

Horsepower Factory

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#539 Shaz

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Posted 11 May 2015 - 09:29 AM

Yeah. Its not worth 2.5k, thats for sure.

I put up with people from amnesty, red cross and now the cancer council almost daily hounding me!! Throw in the greens, green peace, unhcr, save the forking children and I've well and truly hit my limit for the number of fuckstains wanting me to sign something or give money. Seriously cubts, right off.

#540 RX25SE

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Posted 11 May 2015 - 09:30 AM

Leave it Shaz.

If the rust is in the body structure, chances are you can only see half of it.

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