HVC motherfuckers!

#1101
Guest_KONG_*
Posted 27 May 2015 - 07:54 AM
#1102
Posted 27 May 2015 - 08:08 AM
If I told you I was a compulsive liar, would you believe me?
#1103
Posted 27 May 2015 - 08:18 AM
I should just convert to single, right?As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"
Horsepower Factory
Revzone Auto Tuning Centre
#1104
Posted 27 May 2015 - 08:35 AM
You should pinch yourself with a circular saw just to be extra certain
Hahaha
Morning cubts
I put up with people from amnesty, red cross and now the cancer council almost daily hounding me!! Throw in the greens, green peace, unhcr, save the forking children and I've well and truly hit my limit for the number of fuckstains wanting me to sign something or give money. Seriously cubts,right off.
#1105
Posted 27 May 2015 - 08:42 AM
Morning Shaz. Got a few hits this week. Hearing back from one place today or tomorrow and a phone interview for another on Friday.
Dont remind me cubt.
+1. Mad depression mode this weekend.
Wanting to buy/looking for: single genuine STi rim, genuine STi front lip, Corazon or Zero/Sports grille and another OEM grille
Can you hook a brother up? Please contact me now. I have cash ready.
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#1106
Posted 27 May 2015 - 08:50 AM
I should just convert to single, right?As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"
Horsepower Factory
Revzone Auto Tuning Centre
#1107
Posted 27 May 2015 - 08:54 AM
You do know that a size 14 is now considered the "normal" size. Don't know if you have heard of Tess Holliday? She has been in the news the last few months for being the first size 22 model to be signed on a major modeling contract and is also on the july cover of people magazine.
Larger sizes are becoming the norm and the media accepts that.
They are becoming the norm but that doesn't make it any healthier to be obese. She is a disgusting butter ball and no one will give a fork about her in a years time
#1108
Posted 27 May 2015 - 09:23 AM
Nice work Gaz.
I put up with people from amnesty, red cross and now the cancer council almost daily hounding me!! Throw in the greens, green peace, unhcr, save the forking children and I've well and truly hit my limit for the number of fuckstains wanting me to sign something or give money. Seriously cubts,right off.
#1109
Posted 27 May 2015 - 09:40 AM
Glad to hear you nailed it job wise Adam. Does it make you think you should have bailed sooner?
Nup. I still learnt alot. And if I bailed sooner I wouldn't have bailed into this job

#1110
Posted 27 May 2015 - 09:41 AM
#1111
Posted 27 May 2015 - 09:45 AM
Morning cubts
Holy shits its nik!!!
Sup bud?
#1112
Posted 27 May 2015 - 09:52 AM
Nup. I still learnt alot. And if I bailed sooner I wouldn't have bailed into this job
Nice work mate.
#1113
Posted 27 May 2015 - 09:53 AM
I should just convert to single, right?As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"
Horsepower Factory
Revzone Auto Tuning Centre
#1114
Posted 27 May 2015 - 10:06 AM
Yo Simon, how's things mate?
Raining this morning so my plans for the day are a bit off.
Any of you Sydney (northern beaches pewfs) familiar with Young Henry's?
#1115
Posted 27 May 2015 - 10:06 AM
Nope, pretty sure thats not on the Northern Beaches Nik. Never heard of it.
I put up with people from amnesty, red cross and now the cancer council almost daily hounding me!! Throw in the greens, green peace, unhcr, save the forking children and I've well and truly hit my limit for the number of fuckstains wanting me to sign something or give money. Seriously cubts,right off.
#1116
Posted 27 May 2015 - 10:09 AM
Ah K. I get confused. It's in Newtown.
#1117
Guest_KONG_*
Posted 27 May 2015 - 10:09 AM
Not too late to jump a plane over, Nik. I'll pick you up from the airport....... HVC cubt!
#1118
Posted 27 May 2015 - 10:11 AM
Ah K. I get confused. It's in Newtown.
Josh might know it. IIRC, he is from that area.
I put up with people from amnesty, red cross and now the cancer council almost daily hounding me!! Throw in the greens, green peace, unhcr, save the forking children and I've well and truly hit my limit for the number of fuckstains wanting me to sign something or give money. Seriously cubts,right off.
#1119
Posted 27 May 2015 - 10:13 AM
No chance buddy, I'll make do with my lifesize cutout of you.
Josh might know it. IIRC, he is from that area.
Seen.
They've started up a 'Beer Farm' - why it has to be called that when it's a state of the art brewhouse bigger than anything we've seen around here before, ugh - just around the corner from me. Looks pretty cool, they even put up goal posts for footy (I can see many 'incidents' over summer and the removal of said goals being imminent).
#1120
Posted 27 May 2015 - 11:02 AM
They are becoming the norm but that doesn't make it any healthier to be obese. She is a disgusting butter ball and no one will give a fork about her in a years time
This.
And a size 14 is huge. It would take me 5mins to find a multitude of studies that show your waistline is directly connected to your risk of multiple health problems and diseases. Obesity is unhealthy.
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