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#1101 Scuba-Roo

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Posted 27 August 2009 - 08:58 PM

rant: work. fired 2 co-workers and 1 manager. to make things worse neither of them have been replaced, nor does anyone seem in a hurry to replace them! all these wind we've had blowing dust and shit onto the car!

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Posted 28 August 2009 - 10:04 PM

Rant on!

WOMEN P PLATERS

I have now been involved in 2 minor accidents with women p plate drivers in the last 2 months. Why must they F**kEN SUCK SO MUCH.

This dumb b*tch today changed lanes into my mirror when i was RIGHT BESIDE HER.................... best part, she had a F**ken broken arm that was in a sling so was one handed driving...........

Luckily she only scratched my mirror....... hope it will buff out

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Posted 28 August 2009 - 10:36 PM

<--- woman P plater... :(


there are always exceptions

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Posted 28 August 2009 - 10:38 PM

rant on.....women........and work........and working with some women......that is all (some will agree...i believe :lol: edit: except blonde mafia........never met but your an exception to what a work with :lol:

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 28 August 2009 - 11:27 PM

lol - believe me, most of my friends are guys 4 a reason ;) hehehehe
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Posted 29 August 2009 - 12:15 AM

rant: forking women and their forking bullshit. not you blondie, just this one gal in particular....

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Posted 29 August 2009 - 03:58 AM

rant: forking women and their forking bullshit. not you blondie, just this one gal in particular....


+1 on that.

This seems to be happening more frequently...

*sigh*

Ugh i could ramble on for forking days about this stuff.


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Posted 29 August 2009 - 04:35 AM

Drove 2 lovely young girls home i met in town tonight, hit a pothole on the way there, dinted the fork out of 1 rim........ Driving home 3 hours later, some ***** had ran into a road sign and it ended up in the middle of the road....... i hit it, blew my rear right tyre............ fork my life
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Posted 29 August 2009 - 07:08 AM

Drove 2 lovely young girls home i met in town tonight, hit a pothole on the way there, dinted the fork out of 1 rim........


Driving home 3 hours later, some ***** had ran into a road sign and it ended up in the middle of the road....... i hit it, blew my rear right tyre............

fork my life


You should probably stay in bed under the covers tomorrow, you know the old saying about bad things coming in three's..
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Posted 29 August 2009 - 08:07 AM

Drove 2 lovely young girls home i met in town tonight, hit a pothole on the way there, dinted the fork out of 1 rim........


Driving home 3 hours later, some ***** had ran into a road sign and it ended up in the middle of the road....... i hit it, blew my rear right tyre............

fork my life


That is the worst luck mate!

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Posted 29 August 2009 - 11:02 AM

3.24 each????
i need some of those clips too!



thats what the wreckers are for ;)

might i add that they are an aboslute BIATCH to remove without breaking them :dash2:
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Posted 29 August 2009 - 11:53 AM

Drove 2 lovely young girls home i met in town tonight, hit a pothole on the way there, dinted the fork out of 1 rim........


Driving home 3 hours later, some ***** had ran into a road sign and it ended up in the middle of the road....... i hit it, blew my rear right tyre............

fork my life

Faaarrk, that is pretty shocker :( Yeh bad things come in threes my friend....bubble wrap yourself and stay indoors.


Last night, I'm pretty sure I got done by a red light camera. But its not what you think...

I was making a sharp right turn on a green light onto a two lane (both sides) street. A big removals truck of some sort had parked illegally next to the curb of the road I was turning onto and this truck was slightly protruding into the 2nd lane that I was attempting to turn onto.

Long story short - I cut the corner ever so slightly and in doing so, triggered off the red light camera which is for traffic travelling the other way (they would have had a red light). It was night so I saw the two massive flashes.

Hope I can appeal this somehow! After all, I didn't run a red light. In the picture, my car will even be facing the opposite way to the way the car should have been travelling if I had run that red light.

I had polished the car so hopefully the picture comes out good :P

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Posted 29 August 2009 - 11:59 AM

That sucks! hope its not a costly repair

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Posted 29 August 2009 - 02:45 PM

geebus christ!!! that sounds like the start of a beautiful...and costly weekend! :( well i sure hope something good happened at the girlie's house 2 counteract the bad luck that nite!
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Posted 29 August 2009 - 02:55 PM

lol - believe me, most of my friends are guys 4 a reason ;) hehehehe


is it because of our sheer awesomeness? :P

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Posted 29 August 2009 - 02:59 PM

not having a forking torque wrench, stripped the thread on my sump. Will tapping to a larger size and getting a bolt from bunnings do?

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Posted 29 August 2009 - 03:22 PM

me and dad did that once to a motorbike, so we tapped it to the thread and size of a holden sump plug and that worked, i guess aslong as it seals it'd be alright

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Posted 29 August 2009 - 04:53 PM

geebus christ!!! that sounds like the start of a beautiful...and costly weekend! :( well i sure hope something good happened at the girlie's house 2 counteract the bad luck that nite!


Ah no it didnt lol.

Note to all guys here: Check age of girls BEFORE you ask them to hang out. Girls who look 20+ may turn out to be 16 and before you know it youve got jailbait riding in your back seat!
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Posted 29 August 2009 - 06:15 PM

Ah no it didnt lol.

Note to all guys here: Check age of girls BEFORE you ask them to hang out. Girls who look 20+ may turn out to be 16 and before you know it youve got jailbait riding in your back seat!


Hahahahahahaha!

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Posted 29 August 2009 - 07:57 PM

thats old enough for me :D ..were they from the foresure?? hahaha

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