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[skillionaire]

Firstly, I can't believe you typed that on your phone.

Secondly, you guys get that walk around the car thing a lot more than we do. I haven't seen it since I was dodgy - and I was, so.... points to the cops on that one I guess?

[Morgan]

I guess. Wasted his own time though. After being over 500m infront of him going the opposite direction, he couldn't put ink to pad. Morgan-win.

I've just noticed a smell coming from my underpants.

[Adam]

Nik, I wouldn't have thought of it either in the situation!

Should go out and do some yard work!

[skillionaire]

It shouldn't really be this 'us VS them' mentality.

From both sides.

It should be US united against arsehat's on the road.

[Shaz]

The only time I've ever gotten out of my car after being pulled over is right after I tinted my windows and I couldn't wind them down.

They told me to get back in my car, shortly before issuing me with 19 defects.

Bastards,

[Adam]

I write nearly all my posts on my phone. Y u no impressed with me!!


WB Morgain!

[skillionaire]

that man. Seriously. I will continue to get out of my car. Probably why I got searched so much, but I could have refused ALL those searches for the simple fact that I was out of the car, I knew that.

You can't any longer though, under their new 'suspicion laws' - they're getting so much power to just judge someone as dodgy and lay them out, it's getting out of control.

[Shaz]

Mrs is on her way back after picking up our new Puppy. Good shit.

[skillionaire]

I write nearly all my posts on my phone. Y u no impressed with me!!

I wasn't impressed...

Mrs is on her way back after picking up our new Puppy. Shit everywhere!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Shaz]

Yup. There is going to be lots of shits I reckon.

Luckily I have a steam cleaner on hand.

[skillionaire]

The longer it gets, the more I want another Schnauzer.

What dog did you get (sorry if I missed you mentioning it, you're usually pretty boring so I don't read it all).

[Shaz]

A purebred Pug.

I had a really nice beer last night. I think it was a Dunkel of some sort. I can't really remember the bottle that well, but it was well tasty.

[skillionaire]

it was a Dunkel of some sort. I can't really remember

Lines up PERFECTLY.

A pug? Like one of them hit with a shovel things?

[skillionaire]

Do you think they tell orphans that they could be Hitler one day?

[skillionaire]

I figure I'll take shots at your new dog until your missus gets home and we all have to look at Morganesque instagram photos of it cutely shitting on your bed.

UNLESS


You promise to call it Pugslie.

[skillionaire]

OK.

I really, really don't want to buy an ipad. But I really, really want this;

http://uncrate.com/stuff/paper/

[Shaz]

We named it Buddha.

I said we should call it "Carface" but she didn't go for that at all.

[skillionaire]

"Carbrakeface"

You 'ed up my fiver.

[CodeBurn3r]

farking lazy bastards at customer retention for my mobile carrier..

called them said i want to cancel one of my phones, they ask why i say i dont use it..
ok you understand you cant get the number back blah blah blah
yes ok thats fine, hasnt been used in 18 months (ex's phone number) anyway next thing i ask is what is my payout on current number?
$300
ok cool, i want to cancel that and move to optus unless you can provide better deal to entice me to stay..
wait on hold for 9 fkn minutes!
ok we can do you a deal..
6 months half price for new galaxy s2 on $39 cap...but you have to pay out the remaining $300 still...
hmmm ok sounds alright.. dont need the new phone right away.. will call back and decide.
check online..
standard deal on their website is...
free galaxy S2 with 6months half price...
called them back.. wtf is this weak excuse for customer retention??? i asked for something to keep me with the carrier.. 9 years with you and you give me a generic deal?
sorry thats all we can do.. so you want me to cancel the contract now?...
FFS what happened to the good ol' days when you say your going to cancel and they throw a new phone, handsfree, car charger, the whole lot and wipe your last few months of contract out.. instead now its a phone with a data cable and a charger if your lucky.. and thats it..
/rant

[Shaz]

Babow.