Jump to content


Photo

:::BBQ THREAD:::


  • Please log in to reply
188 replies to this topic

#81 Hypnotic

Hypnotic

    Everything you see is an hallucination

  • Members
  • PipPipPip
  • 23,835 posts
  • Gender:Not Telling
  • Location:In the alley way
  • Interests:long walks behind abandoned buildings.

Posted 29 March 2013 - 08:23 PM

WOW!

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
Horsepower Factory

Revzone Auto Tuning Centre

#82 Adam

Adam

    Snack down!

  • Members
  • PipPipPip
  • 46,970 posts
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:Bargo
  • Interests:Not knowing things about stuff

Posted 29 March 2013 - 08:27 PM

I left a corned beef on high for about 10 hours accidentally, it did the same thing. When I tried to cut it, the meat just broke apart!!

Posted Image

 

#83 Hypnotic

Hypnotic

    Everything you see is an hallucination

  • Members
  • PipPipPip
  • 23,835 posts
  • Gender:Not Telling
  • Location:In the alley way
  • Interests:long walks behind abandoned buildings.

Posted 29 March 2013 - 08:28 PM

I left a corned beef on high for about 10 hours accidentally, it did the same thing. When I tried to cut it, the meat just broke apart!!

HAHAHAHA




Seriously this made my night! I can't stop laughing.

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
Horsepower Factory

Revzone Auto Tuning Centre

#84 peteRS

peteRS

    Needs more cylinders...

  • Members
  • PipPipPip
  • 5,048 posts
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:Canberra, ACT

Posted 29 March 2013 - 08:30 PM

I just made a Bacon Sandy with the left over Schultz Bacon...You guys made me so hungry (again, just ate at MumnDads 2 hrs ago).
I want Brisket, Now.
But this was ok as a snack :D
Posted Image

Posted Image

 

 

 


#85 skillionaire

skillionaire

    Mr. Freshley

  • Members
  • PipPipPip
  • 53,591 posts
  • Gender:Not Telling
  • Location:Mise En Place

Posted 29 March 2013 - 08:30 PM

Hi,

Haha, it was exactly what I was aiming for though! :D

@Pete: That bread looks really nice!

Cheers,
Nik

#86 peteRS

peteRS

    Needs more cylinders...

  • Members
  • PipPipPip
  • 5,048 posts
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:Canberra, ACT

Posted 29 March 2013 - 08:34 PM

Also, Nik, you essentially braised it yeah, ie, in lots of liquid, but probably not covering the fat? Did you cover the baking dish?

 

 

 


#87 Adam

Adam

    Snack down!

  • Members
  • PipPipPip
  • 46,970 posts
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:Bargo
  • Interests:Not knowing things about stuff

Posted 29 March 2013 - 08:41 PM

I don't think it was that funny, Ash?

Posted Image

 

#88 skillionaire

skillionaire

    Mr. Freshley

  • Members
  • PipPipPip
  • 53,591 posts
  • Gender:Not Telling
  • Location:Mise En Place

Posted 29 March 2013 - 08:57 PM

Hi,

Yep, braised it.

Decided against the Texan style at the last minute.

Cheers,
Nik

#89 Hypnotic

Hypnotic

    Everything you see is an hallucination

  • Members
  • PipPipPip
  • 23,835 posts
  • Gender:Not Telling
  • Location:In the alley way
  • Interests:long walks behind abandoned buildings.

Posted 29 March 2013 - 08:57 PM

I don't think it was that funny, Ash?

Such a buzz kill.

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
Horsepower Factory

Revzone Auto Tuning Centre

#90 Adam

Adam

    Snack down!

  • Members
  • PipPipPip
  • 46,970 posts
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:Bargo
  • Interests:Not knowing things about stuff

Posted 29 March 2013 - 09:00 PM

Sorry :(

Posted Image

 

#91 peteRS

peteRS

    Needs more cylinders...

  • Members
  • PipPipPip
  • 5,048 posts
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:Canberra, ACT

Posted 29 March 2013 - 09:01 PM

Hi,

Yep, braised it.

Decided against the Texan style at the last minute.

Cheers,
Nik


Cool. I pretty much asked that question for Adam's sake...it sounded like he was a little mixed up (like when you suggested the stock pot and he asked if you could 'roast' in it)
Not poking fun.
I reckon you could def's pull of a really decent meal (with leftovers) in a 3.5ltr crocker...

 

 

 


#92 Adam

Adam

    Snack down!

  • Members
  • PipPipPip
  • 46,970 posts
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:Bargo
  • Interests:Not knowing things about stuff

Posted 29 March 2013 - 09:02 PM

I'm not mixed up :) just dot like the sounds of the braised, because of the braising liquid Nik used. You can do a dry roast in a crock pot :)

Posted Image

 

#93 peteRS

peteRS

    Needs more cylinders...

  • Members
  • PipPipPip
  • 5,048 posts
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:Canberra, ACT

Posted 29 March 2013 - 09:06 PM

Oops, sorry bro.
Never owned a Crock pot myself...
Would Brisket still be tender dry roasted?

 

 

 


#94 Adam

Adam

    Snack down!

  • Members
  • PipPipPip
  • 46,970 posts
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:Bargo
  • Interests:Not knowing things about stuff

Posted 29 March 2013 - 09:08 PM

I can't see why not. They smoke them on Amazing eats, don't they?

Y u no crock pot? It's my favourite way to cook :)

Posted Image

 

#95 peteRS

peteRS

    Needs more cylinders...

  • Members
  • PipPipPip
  • 5,048 posts
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:Canberra, ACT

Posted 29 March 2013 - 09:15 PM

I'm all into pans and flames and stuff. I have a Big Stock pot, and deep baking dishes...
Slow cooking for one is shit.

 

 

 


#96 Adam

Adam

    Snack down!

  • Members
  • PipPipPip
  • 46,970 posts
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:Bargo
  • Interests:Not knowing things about stuff

Posted 29 March 2013 - 09:16 PM

Fair enough :)

Posted Image

 

#97 skillionaire

skillionaire

    Mr. Freshley

  • Members
  • PipPipPip
  • 53,591 posts
  • Gender:Not Telling
  • Location:Mise En Place

Posted 29 March 2013 - 09:34 PM

Hi,

Plating was horrible, but my lord I am in love with this meat. Just did a Shiraz based reduction (sorry Adam!) with some of the liquid, and some mushrooms.

Creamy mash.

Posted Image

Fuckme it's awesome, I think I'm having a heart attack though.

I don't think this meat would stand up to a dry roast mate, you'd need to braise it first just in stock if you don't want the wine, then rub it and put it in the fridge for a few hours, then char it up.

Cheers,
Nik

#98 peteRS

peteRS

    Needs more cylinders...

  • Members
  • PipPipPip
  • 5,048 posts
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:Canberra, ACT

Posted 29 March 2013 - 10:00 PM

You like your mushrooms, cream and mash. don't you just :)
edited out Jamie Oliver rant.

 

 

 


#99 skillionaire

skillionaire

    Mr. Freshley

  • Members
  • PipPipPip
  • 53,591 posts
  • Gender:Not Telling
  • Location:Mise En Place

Posted 29 March 2013 - 10:06 PM

Hi,

I have heaps of mash in the freezer, and mushrooms are flowing freely right now from my mate. But yeah, I've been smashing the mash recently.

I had crayfish croissants for lunch though!

:D

Cheers,
Nik

#100 peteRS

peteRS

    Needs more cylinders...

  • Members
  • PipPipPip
  • 5,048 posts
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:Canberra, ACT

Posted 29 March 2013 - 10:12 PM

Crayfish Croissants...just GTFO. Honestly...so not fair.

 

 

 





0 user(s) are reading this topic

0 members, 0 guests, 0 anonymous users