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#2201 skillionaire

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Posted 08 April 2013 - 11:23 AM

Because I'm not meant to be here today anyway, I plugged in my stats as per our accounting system; The only reason I have to take a wage is for the bank so I could get the loan approved. Just wondering what a Julia lemming would say to us if they found this outstanding on our books...!?

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Haha, I should tell Dad I'm ready to cash out! :)

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Posted 08 April 2013 - 11:24 AM

Have any of you W.A. blokes got any links to whatever the 1000mtr Runway Race that was held over there on the weekend???
Apparently Justin (oversteer's) Wagon Got 2nd outright and won 3 classes. Beat Boosted 7.0ltr's, McLaren MP124c, tricked up R35's and the lot.
Very keen for some footage/actual results but having no joy searching for it???

Edit...here we go.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nRPdQCksEEE


the only thing i heard, a gto flipped

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#2203 B4TT

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Posted 08 April 2013 - 11:24 AM

Hahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahaaha.. Want me to help you pack you shit Nik?

 


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Posted 08 April 2013 - 11:25 AM

Damn.

Want me to help you pack you shit Nik?


My lord. The peanut gallery is going to have a field day with this line.

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Posted 08 April 2013 - 11:28 AM

26 week leave!! Posted Image!

Posted Image

 

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Posted 08 April 2013 - 11:28 AM

Hahahahaaaaaaaa

That's golden
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#2207 Richo

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Posted 08 April 2013 - 11:32 AM

Damn.



My lord. The peanut gallery is going to have a field day with this line.

what a fudge packer

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Posted 08 April 2013 - 11:33 AM

http://www.dudeiwantthat.com/

SHUT UP & TAKE MY MONEY.......some really cool shit on there

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#2209 Richo

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Posted 08 April 2013 - 11:35 AM


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Posted 08 April 2013 - 11:35 AM

happy wife, happy life as they say!

I am learning this really fast.

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Posted 08 April 2013 - 11:35 AM

My lord. The peanut gallery is going to have a field day with this line.

LOL I was more implying that your Dad would be forcefully removing you from the property if you walked to him demanding all your leave be paid out at once :P

You people and your dirty minds!!

 


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Posted 08 April 2013 - 11:38 AM

I am learning this really fast.

LOL!

Best to learn that ASAP anyway...

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Posted 08 April 2013 - 11:44 AM

Wow!
GTO is Posted Image ed!

Colour matches the tow truck so I guess it's not all that bad.

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Posted 08 April 2013 - 11:46 AM

Wow!
GTO is Posted Image ed!

Colour matches the tow truck so I guess it's not all that bad.

So much money spent on that thing too I'm guessing...

When y'all said GTO, I was thinking MItsubishi....

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Posted 08 April 2013 - 11:51 AM

Read your contract harry or enterprise. Mangement generally try to take advantage of people who dont know any better.

Just last week at work due to our fatige policy we had to have a day off as stand down. Managers were trying to say cause of how much we worked we wouldnt be getting paid for the day off. Although our EA says if we are made to have a stand down day that isnt out RDO or a weekend we must be paid a day's wage for it. Managers then tried to say we were on a shift change, which by our EA says we should have been given a roster change before the commencement of it (which we werent) and if that was the case the public holidays would have been paid at double time and a half and we would have gotten 4days annual leave.
So after seeing that management decided it was easier to just pay us the one day off as stand down :)

I get awesome penalty rates, rdo's, re-imbursment for the gym and stuff. I really can't complain at all.

Apart from tax, their goes $1800 of my pay from this week that i won't be getting back in july :(

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Posted 08 April 2013 - 11:55 AM

Apart from tax, their goes $1800 of my pay

Morgans yearly tax bill.

 


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Posted 08 April 2013 - 11:57 AM

Morgans yearly tax bill.

LOL! How?

I get taxed so much its not funny... My tax could be half someone's salary for a year.. :(

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Posted 08 April 2013 - 11:58 AM

LOL the price to pay to earn a decent wage mate! :D

 


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Posted 08 April 2013 - 12:01 PM

LOL the price to pay to earn a decent wage mate! :D

Ha... well its not so decent after all the tax gets taken out, but its enough... wife doesn't have to work and we are still well off, so thats good...

Still don't own a bank or anything yet...

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Posted 08 April 2013 - 12:06 PM

Haha!

Yerp tax is a slut.

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