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#221 Hypnotic

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Posted 01 April 2013 - 08:14 PM

G'day fellas. What's the craic?

Hello!!

Yeah, but I'm kind of a big deal so people actually read my posts.

Fuckin' so true, Nik. You're pretty much the only reason I'm on here. Thankyou.

Something something something

How was GoT?

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;

"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?

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#222 skillionaire

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Posted 01 April 2013 - 08:15 PM

Damn. A days wage on one meal but gawsh, it was good.

No pics (sorry Nik).

Enree;
Prosciutto and 10y/o balsamic with fig
Atlantic king crab salad

Mains;
Victorian lamb cutlets and mint jelly with baby potatoes basted in wagyu fat.
250gm Victorian sirloin with a side of mac and cheese.

Dessert;
Crem brule with some form of (tasty) berries in the bottom.
Some tiny chocolate mud cupcake, only cos I was stupidly full.

Drinks;
SN Torpedo IPA.
Some wine shit.

Goddamn.

HOLY SHNIGGEN WOBBLE BAMBIES THAT'S SIMPLY AWESOME. MY JEALOUSY IS CLEARLY HARD TO PUT INTO WORDS!

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#223 Hypnotic

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Posted 01 April 2013 - 08:16 PM

Amsy seriously that looks like a decent feed

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;

"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?

Horsepower Factory

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#224 Brett

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Posted 01 April 2013 - 08:16 PM

Holy shit. I'm on a train from Leicester to London. It's a trip I used to do half a dozen times a year when I was living here. Just realised the bloke that's checking the tickets is the same bloke who was doing it 9 years ago!!

Sig worthy.

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#225 skillionaire

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Posted 01 April 2013 - 08:17 PM

No worries, Ash!

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#226 ams

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Posted 01 April 2013 - 08:17 PM

How was GoT?

Something something nipple, I think.

Ugh i could ramble on for forking days about this stuff.

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#227 skillionaire

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Posted 01 April 2013 - 08:17 PM

Holy shit. I'm on a train from Leicester to London. It's a trip I used to do half a dozen times a year when I was living here. Just realised the bloke that's checking the tickets is the same bloke who was doing it 9 years ago!!

I juz liee trains is orrrll

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#228 peteRS

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Posted 01 April 2013 - 08:17 PM

love that you can get mac and cheese as a side. win at restaurants.

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#229 ams

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Posted 01 April 2013 - 08:17 PM

HOLY SHNIGGEN WOBBLE BAMBIES THAT'S SIMPLY AWESOME. MY JEALOUSY IS CLEARLY HARD TO PUT INTO WORDS!

It was well tasty, and you get a good view into the kitchen.

Ugh i could ramble on for forking days about this stuff.

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#230 Hypnotic

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Posted 01 April 2013 - 08:17 PM

No worries, Ash!

hahahaha

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;

"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?

Horsepower Factory

Revzone Auto Tuning Centre

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#231 Brett

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Posted 01 April 2013 - 08:18 PM

Ash-lay how are ya champ?

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#232 Hypnotic

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Posted 01 April 2013 - 08:20 PM

Ash-lay how are ya champ?

Sober!!

How's the freezing cold? pics look good

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;

"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?

Horsepower Factory

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#233 Brett

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Posted 01 April 2013 - 08:21 PM

I don't like seeing into the kitchen at restaurants. I prefer the notion that my amazing meals are being prepared by unicorns and leprechauns, out of rainbows and fairy dust.
Give me a good window view any day.

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#234 ams

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Posted 01 April 2013 - 08:22 PM

love that you can get mac and cheese as a side. win at restaurants.

Yeah but being a Neil Perry restaraunt, it had magic $18 secret spices that he sprinkles on it.

Ugh i could ramble on for forking days about this stuff.

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#235 Samwise

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Posted 01 April 2013 - 08:22 PM

Something something nipple, I think.

That's the basics.

I like to think of it as borrowing someone's car and driving it better than them.

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#236 skillionaire

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Posted 01 April 2013 - 08:22 PM

At Rockpool, the grill pit is pretty much entertainment in itself. I ask for the same table number each time.

Was Perry there? I've never been there when he was there. Only seen him on the screen.

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#237 Brett

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Posted 01 April 2013 - 08:22 PM

Sober!!

How's the freezing cold? pics look good

Ugh I feel your pain. I've been sober for days now. Man I hate man flu. The cold has really lost its novelty. I wish Josh would send me some humidity.