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#241 Brett

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Posted 01 April 2013 - 08:24 PM

How the Posted Image can you justify charging $18 for wilted spinach?

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Posted 01 April 2013 - 08:26 PM

She sounds hot.

apparently it was a dudes!

OH NOES!!! I spoilt it agains

How the Posted Image can you justify charging $18 for wilted spinach?

It has magical powers

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 01 April 2013 - 08:26 PM

No wonder Amsy likes it so much.

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Posted 01 April 2013 - 08:28 PM

No wonder Amsy likes it so much.


When in Rome...

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Posted 01 April 2013 - 08:31 PM

It has magical powers


Popeye spec?

I want a black cab.

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Posted 01 April 2013 - 08:32 PM

Nah no Perry.


Wouldn't make a shred of difference to the quality I don't reckon. I couldn't fault a thing.

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Posted 01 April 2013 - 08:34 PM

I want a black cab.


Like, the tip of a black man?

What a bizarre confession.

Wouldn't make a shred of difference to the quality I don't reckon. I couldn't fault a thing.


Nope. Only complaint we had was with the service. After our food came we were forgotten by the wait staff, they were great up until then.

Food was spot on.

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Posted 01 April 2013 - 08:36 PM

It doesn't surprise me that, that's the first thing your mind jumps too Amsy. You big black cock lover.

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Posted 01 April 2013 - 08:36 PM

haha Machete is on go, such a crack up of a movie

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 01 April 2013 - 08:37 PM

Bloke on the train is whistling Christmas carols.

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Posted 01 April 2013 - 08:39 PM

Bloke on the train is whistling Christmas carols.

punch him in the face, with a brick!

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 01 April 2013 - 08:39 PM

haha Machete is on go, such a crack up of a movie


Love these movies...Robert Rodriguez FTW.

 

 

 

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Posted 01 April 2013 - 08:43 PM

I'm watching GI Jose...

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Posted 01 April 2013 - 08:43 PM

Posted Image it sucks to be back in Sydney!! lol.

Didn't get half of the sight seeing I wanted to the other day! got side tracked with fishing.

 

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Posted 01 April 2013 - 08:44 PM

I'm watching GI Jose...

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lol

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 01 April 2013 - 08:45 PM

Nearly in London. I don't want to get off the train. It's warm in here. Scratch you lads later.

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Posted 01 April 2013 - 08:45 PM

Nope. Only complaint we had was with the service. After our food came we were forgotten by the wait staff, they were great up until then.


Haha, yeah I copped that. I think they assume every young person in there isn't going to be a 'good table'. There's a saying about assumptions...

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Posted 01 April 2013 - 08:47 PM


There's a saying about assumptions...

I assume you know about this saying?

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 01 April 2013 - 08:49 PM

Haha, yeah I copped that. I think they assume every young person in there isn't going to be a 'good table'. There's a saying about assumptions...


Lets just say, it ate into his tip....and not in the way he clearly enjoys from other males.

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Posted 01 April 2013 - 08:53 PM

Nikko! :D what's happening lad?

 

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