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Posted 01 April 2013 - 09:00 PM

Things that you create don't always have to represent to others what they represent to you, the beauty of creativity is seeing people interpret and make a new understanding from something that you didn't even know was there, you must let go of the confines of your own creativity and allow the products of your mind to be living, breathing, evolutionary organisms.

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Posted 01 April 2013 - 09:02 PM

Nice :D

I forgot to get food tonight!

 

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Posted 01 April 2013 - 09:20 PM

Also setting up the mancave/broshack/drinking piss up area at my new place. So far we've got a boardroom table, seats, bbq, pool table, bar fridge and a corner lounge.
Next plan is to get a spare sink have a small bench top and a decent stereo.

Pretty sure thats the basic covered, what else is would be cool?



A projector for watching various sporting events on.

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Posted 01 April 2013 - 09:32 PM

Just say porn, Harry.

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Posted 01 April 2013 - 09:34 PM

Just say porn, Harry.


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Posted 01 April 2013 - 09:35 PM

Haha, ohhhh but I do! :D

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Posted 01 April 2013 - 09:35 PM

Tennis, anal, netball, girl-on-girl are just the same thing, right?

I like to think of it as borrowing someone's car and driving it better than them.

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Posted 01 April 2013 - 09:36 PM

I haven't contributed enough at all on this thread yet... oh well, tomorrow is another day... :)

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Posted 01 April 2013 - 09:41 PM

Haha, netball.

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Posted 01 April 2013 - 09:43 PM

I haven't contributed enough at all on this thread yet... oh well, tomorrow is another day... :)

well you better start soon

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 01 April 2013 - 09:44 PM

Beer.

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Posted 01 April 2013 - 09:44 PM

Beer.

I want one, or 10

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 01 April 2013 - 09:46 PM

In 100 minutes.

What are you drinking, digger?

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Posted 01 April 2013 - 09:49 PM

In 100 minutes.

What are you drinking, digger?

ooh the centurian, never completed it, might be something for september

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 01 April 2013 - 09:52 PM

That's 100 shots of beer. Which really, is only what, 8 stubbies? In over an hour and a half?

I'm not a big drinker anymore, but Posted Image me I'd smash the piss out of that in my younger days.

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Posted 01 April 2013 - 09:54 PM

Yeah I think I have to do it before I start drinking other things lol

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 01 April 2013 - 09:57 PM

Haha, drinking to a time/quantity is way too dumb for me to do these days, but I always wondered how those people ended up in hospital doing it? Softcocks.

@Morgan: Your face is looking interesting at the moment. Are you being randomly asked to leave local parks? Police cars suddenly appearing when you're in a school zone? etc?

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Posted 01 April 2013 - 09:57 PM

Haha, drinking to a time/quantity is way too dumb for me to do these days, but I always wondered how those people ended up in hospital doing it? Softcocks.

Kid's these days, so weak!

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 01 April 2013 - 09:58 PM

RACK RACK CITY BITCH

Haha, I hate shitty songs that get stuck in my head.

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Posted 01 April 2013 - 10:00 PM

Like this one?


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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