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Posted 02 April 2013 - 06:34 PM
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Posted 02 April 2013 - 06:36 PM
I should just convert to single, right?As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"
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Posted 02 April 2013 - 06:38 PM
Where's josh. I need your head chopped onto the toad
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Posted 02 April 2013 - 06:39 PM
hahaha
I should just convert to single, right?As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"
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Posted 02 April 2013 - 06:41 PM
Cooked a pretty decent stir fry tonight.
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Posted 02 April 2013 - 06:45 PM
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Posted 02 April 2013 - 06:48 PM
driving an hour to work!
1.2 hours each way for me.
Worst.
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Posted 02 April 2013 - 06:49 PM
That's just nutty.
I'm about to walk home, only thing stopping me is uphill!
I'm about to walk home, only thing stopping me is uphill!
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Posted 02 April 2013 - 06:54 PM
Falling asleep
Might start a thread
Might start a thread
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Posted 02 April 2013 - 06:55 PM
Please do, might help me sleepFalling asleep
Might start a thread
I should just convert to single, right?As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"
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Posted 02 April 2013 - 06:57 PM
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Posted 02 April 2013 - 06:59 PM
Please do, might help me sleep
Hahaha.
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Posted 02 April 2013 - 07:07 PM
What the hell.
I'm hungry again already. My metabolism is going bonkers ATM.
I'm hungry again already. My metabolism is going bonkers ATM.
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Posted 02 April 2013 - 07:08 PM
Are you pregnant?
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Posted 02 April 2013 - 07:09 PM
Probably. Oops
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Posted 02 April 2013 - 07:11 PM
im tired
I should just convert to single, right?As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"
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Posted 02 April 2013 - 07:14 PM
Probably.
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WHAT?
YOU TOLD ME YOU WERE USING PROTECTION!>!>!>!>!??!
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Posted 02 April 2013 - 07:16 PM
The mouthwash must not be doing it's job!
I should just convert to single, right?As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"
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Posted 02 April 2013 - 07:16 PM
The mouthwash must not be doing it's job!
HAHAHAHAHAHA
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Posted 02 April 2013 - 07:18 PM
Hhaha
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