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Started by simon, Mar 31 2013 06:42 PM
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Posted 02 April 2013 - 08:26 PM
I should just convert to single, right?As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"
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Posted 02 April 2013 - 08:26 PM
Indeed. Mostly unattractive though. But when I worked in Bondi Junction; o-mi-gosh.Schoolgirls in uniforms?
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yeah!
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Posted 02 April 2013 - 08:28 PM
You're so excitable, like a puppy with a ball33 members online on the forum.
I should just convert to single, right?As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"
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Posted 02 April 2013 - 08:29 PM
Two balls*
I'm always happy. Ha ha! No reason not to be happy, right? Unless you're trying to burst my bubble. Which I'll laugh at.
I'm always happy. Ha ha! No reason not to be happy, right? Unless you're trying to burst my bubble. Which I'll laugh at.
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Posted 02 April 2013 - 08:29 PM
Indeed. Mostly unattractive though. But when I worked in Bondi Junction; o-mi-gosh.
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Working in St Leonards/Artarmon was the best! Lotta hot babes, of age, and there was a dance class 'round the back of work.
I like to think of it as borrowing someone's car and driving it better than them.
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Posted 02 April 2013 - 08:31 PM
Bondi Junction has the ones I like though. I'm not so much into wogs, even though I'm wog myself. I much prefer the aussies.
Blonde and pink.
My girlfriend is aussie.
Blonde and pink.
My girlfriend is aussie.
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Posted 02 April 2013 - 08:34 PM
Working in St Leonards/Artarmon was the best! Lotta hot babes, of age, and there was a dance class 'round the back of work.
Age is a strange thing...You can tell anyone you love kids and that's cool...but as soon as you specify an age, they look at you funny.
Example...I love 10 year olds...
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Posted 02 April 2013 - 08:35 PM
No I love it, it's awesome!!Two balls*
I'm always happy. Ha ha! No reason not to be happy, right? Unless you're trying to burst my bubble. Which I'll laugh at.
I tend to like my girls with a pulse, but im not too fussyBondi Junction has the ones I like though. I'm not so much into wogs, even though I'm wog myself. I much prefer the aussies.
That's a very valid point, I never thought of it like that.
Age is a strange thing...You can tell anyone you love kids and that's cool...but as soon as you specify an age, they look at you funny.
Example...I love 10 year olds...
I should just convert to single, right?As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"
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Posted 02 April 2013 - 08:37 PM
WOW.
I go for 18+. Sorry, but even as a 24 year old, I think that 17 and under are a bit young, immature and stupid.
Wasn't it you that asked for a hosting account Ash?
I go for 18+. Sorry, but even as a 24 year old, I think that 17 and under are a bit young, immature and stupid.
Wasn't it you that asked for a hosting account Ash?
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Posted 02 April 2013 - 08:40 PM
I think they way you interpreted that was different to what was meantWOW.
I go for 18+. Sorry, but even as a 24 year old, I think that 17 and under are a bit young, immature and stupid.
It was me but I don't want to host a site, I was thinking in home media centre sort of thing, I got mixed up in what a home server to a network server isWasn't it you that asked for a hosting account Ash?
I should just convert to single, right?As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"
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Posted 02 April 2013 - 08:43 PM
Age is a strange thing...You can tell anyone you love kids and that's cool...but as soon as you specify an age, they look at you funny.
Example...I love 10 year olds...
By "of age" I meant they were 18+
But, fair enough.
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Posted 02 April 2013 - 08:44 PM
Im just going to point out that I understood what you meant by this comment.
Age is a strange thing...You can tell anyone you love kids and that's cool...but as soon as you specify an age, they look at you funny.
Example...I love 10 year olds...
I should just convert to single, right?As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"
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Posted 02 April 2013 - 08:44 PM
Ha ha, I'm only pulling legs. I understood too. 
And fair enough. Yeah they are different things. I can give anyone the space to host their own websites, blogs or forums. Just not used as a media centre.
And fair enough. Yeah they are different things. I can give anyone the space to host their own websites, blogs or forums. Just not used as a media centre.
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Can you hook a brother up? Please contact me now. I have cash ready.
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Posted 02 April 2013 - 08:47 PM
That would explain why my feet hurtHa ha, I'm only pulling legs. I understood too.
My mum just gave me a bottle of Jim Beam for looking after the house while they were gone, funny considering I live here and pay rent
I should just convert to single, right?As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"
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Posted 02 April 2013 - 08:47 PM
Ash, you just wanted a NAS, home network attached storgage (below) as opposed to storage in the cloud.
http://www.seagate.c...etwork-storage/
http://www.seagate.c...etwork-storage/
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Posted 02 April 2013 - 08:50 PM
Yeah NAS is what im after, been checking out the Synology, Thecus and Qnap ones, all very nice, I think the Synology ones are more user friendly for dummies like me
but I will checkout those seagate.
but I will checkout those seagate.
I should just convert to single, right?As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"
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Posted 02 April 2013 - 08:50 PM
I will no longer post comments that can even possibly be misunderstood.
I have slept with a twelve year old.
I have slept with a twelve year old.
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Posted 02 April 2013 - 08:53 PM
Pete, I just spat a half eaten easter egg onto my screen
Thanks
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I should just convert to single, right?As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"
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Posted 02 April 2013 - 08:55 PM
Holy crap!! Stocky I only just saw that S206 pic, wowzers
I should just convert to single, right?As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"
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Posted 02 April 2013 - 08:57 PM
HAHA!
Ash, I have a QNAP myself, they are brilliant little things and really easy to use. It's all wrapped in a pretty web interface too.
(check out http://www.estore.co...arch?query=qnap they are in Mt Waverley)
Ash, I have a QNAP myself, they are brilliant little things and really easy to use. It's all wrapped in a pretty web interface too.
(check out http://www.estore.co...arch?query=qnap they are in Mt Waverley)
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