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#7301 Hypnotic

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Posted 23 April 2013 - 10:09 PM

I need a hobby!

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 23 April 2013 - 10:10 PM

Serial question, Cam.

eBay spec head gasket and timing belt kits for the lancer. Good enough? I think I'll pull the head off this weekend to try fix it.


It's a 1.5 yeah?

I personally don't like ebay shiz. Link me?

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Posted 23 April 2013 - 10:11 PM

mighty cock munchers thread. :)

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Posted 23 April 2013 - 10:12 PM

I need a hobby!


Stamp collecting

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#7305 Hypnotic

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Posted 23 April 2013 - 10:13 PM


Stamp collecting

I'll put this in the 'maybe' pile.

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 23 April 2013 - 10:15 PM

Pet rock collection maybe?

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Posted 23 April 2013 - 10:16 PM

I'll put this in the 'maybe' pile.

I thought you liked licking though?

I like to think of it as borrowing someone's car and driving it better than them.

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Posted 23 April 2013 - 10:16 PM

Oh! I know!................. Bird watching

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Posted 23 April 2013 - 10:17 PM

Pet rock collection maybe?

I thought you liked licking though?

Oh! I know!................. Bird watching

HAHAHAHAHA!!


I actually like the pet rock suggestion.

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 23 April 2013 - 10:18 PM

I would rather clap two big rocks on my man bits than go bird watching.

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Posted 23 April 2013 - 10:21 PM

I would rather clap two big rocks on my man bits than go bird watching.


hahaha

If you get a chance watch this movie. It was actually pretty good.



I actually like the pet rock suggestion.


Make sure you glue googlie eyes on them. So much cooler

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Posted 23 April 2013 - 10:21 PM

If you used bricks it's called the 'Clifton Kiss'....

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Posted 23 April 2013 - 10:24 PM

@cam. Love the comment about taking a turd on a civic. Had a mad low civic cut in front of me at a round about today. Must have thought he was hector from fast and furious. Was probably in a rush to get to "the racers edge" lol

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Posted 23 April 2013 - 10:24 PM

I actually did watch that movie a few months back. It was pretty boring.

Different though, I like different.

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Posted 23 April 2013 - 10:26 PM

I would rather clap two big rocks on my man bits than go bird watching.

hahaha lol

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 23 April 2013 - 10:27 PM

I actually like the whole honda thing. I don't however like it when they stance them out and put I<3Haters stickers on them. ****.

I would like to play around with a EK or EF with a B series swap/ITB's/LSD/Hondata. They are so cheap.

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Posted 23 April 2013 - 10:32 PM

Classic


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Posted 23 April 2013 - 10:32 PM

I just read this pick-up line: Did you fall from heaven? Because your face is Posted Image'ed

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Posted 23 April 2013 - 10:37 PM

hahahaha

Not exactly a pick up line mate :P

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Posted 23 April 2013 - 10:42 PM

It'll work, Bro.

Kinder suprise gag is awesome.

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