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#1081 skillionaire

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Posted 04 April 2013 - 02:35 PM

What I'm saying is, China has pretty much already won. Without firing a weapon.

The 'end game' for a Chinese person in what might come over the next 500 years. Not the next 5 internet minutes of meme's.

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#1082 peteRS

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Posted 04 April 2013 - 02:36 PM

In 2001 at the height of spending during Gulf war round one, the US was out spending their combined annual health/education budget EVERY DAY.

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#1083 Samwise

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Posted 04 April 2013 - 02:36 PM

That assignment took too long. Admittedly GT didn't help.

I like to think of it as borrowing someone's car and driving it better than them.

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#1084 skillionaire

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Posted 04 April 2013 - 02:37 PM

If I'm wrong, I'm wrong, but China could globalise their currency tomorrow (stop me if I'm wrong, Shaz????) and pretty much bring the world to a stand still.

Especially if they do it, THEN call in their foreign debt which is well and truly overdue.

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#1085 Guest_KONG_*

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Posted 04 April 2013 - 02:43 PM

chinese food makes me poo a lot

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#1086 Zac

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Posted 04 April 2013 - 02:45 PM

Asian chicks are mostly pretty hot...

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#1087 B4TT

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Posted 04 April 2013 - 02:45 PM

Anyways, I will post something else scary

A NEW species of venomous spider has been discovered in Sri Lanka - and it's about the size of a human face.
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#1088 Shaz

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Posted 04 April 2013 - 02:48 PM

If I'm wrong, I'm wrong, but China could globalise their currency tomorrow (stop me if I'm wrong, Shaz????) and pretty much bring the world to a stand still.

Especially if they do it, THEN call in their foreign debt which is well and truly overdue.

Yep, but the globalisation of a currency requires lots of steps. Firstly, they need to create an international trade currency, followed by an investment currency and finally a reserve currency. Then, they need to create a liquid and sustainable foreign direct investment (FDI) component of the Yuan.

Issuance vs Market Size will be the main hurdle, along with proper regulation.

I put up with people from amnesty, red cross and now the cancer council almost daily hounding me!! Throw in the greens, green peace, unhcr, save the forking children and I've well and truly hit my limit for the number of fuckstains wanting me to sign something or give money. Seriously cubts, right off.

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#1089 Samwise

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Posted 04 April 2013 - 02:48 PM

Anyways, I will post something else scary

A NEW species of venomous spider has been discovered in Sri Lanka - and it's about the size of a human face.

They come in blue as well!

I like to think of it as borrowing someone's car and driving it better than them.

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#1090 Zac

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Posted 04 April 2013 - 02:58 PM

Anyways, I will post something else scary

A NEW species of venomous spider has been discovered in Sri Lanka - and it's about the size of a human face.

HOLY FREAKING CRAP!!!!!!!!

Oh hey dude... whats that on your face?

A DAMN HUGE SPIDER!!!!!

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#1091 Shaz

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Posted 04 April 2013 - 02:58 PM

Proper good looking BRZ.

I put up with people from amnesty, red cross and now the cancer council almost daily hounding me!! Throw in the greens, green peace, unhcr, save the forking children and I've well and truly hit my limit for the number of fuckstains wanting me to sign something or give money. Seriously cubts, right off.

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#1092 Hypnotic

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Posted 04 April 2013 - 03:03 PM

Many pages, things were said, some funny some unfunny...

must be the GT

Sup y'all!

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;

"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?

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#1093 B4TT

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Posted 04 April 2013 - 03:03 PM

Wow, am I seeing things?????? that BRZ doesn't appear to have every modification from the Liberace mods for the modern flamboyant ultra homosexual catalogue!

Actually looks decent for a BRZ.

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#1094 Shaz

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Posted 04 April 2013 - 03:05 PM

Just goes to show that you can have a good looking car without that horrible wheel fitment.

I put up with people from amnesty, red cross and now the cancer council almost daily hounding me!! Throw in the greens, green peace, unhcr, save the forking children and I've well and truly hit my limit for the number of fuckstains wanting me to sign something or give money. Seriously cubts, right off.

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#1095 Hypnotic

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Posted 04 April 2013 - 03:06 PM

Wow, am I seeing things?????? that BRZ doesn't appear to have every modification from the Liberace mods for the modern flamboyant ultra homosexual catalogue!

Actually looks decent for a BRZ.

Just goes to show that you can have a good looking car without that horrible wheel fitment.

I agree with both of these statments.

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;

"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?

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