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[B4TT]

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahaha

[simon]

Oh god what have we done.

[B4TT]

[Samwise]

Some guy keeps asking me if the rims I'm selling will fit a Commo..
I'd rather burn them.

[skillionaire]

For those that don't know about history, here is a condensed version: 



Humans originally existed as members of small bands of nomadic hunters/gatherers. They lived on deer in the mountainsduring the summer and would go to the coastand live on fish and lobster in the winter. 

The two most important events in all of history were the invention of beer and the invention of the wheel. The wheel was invented to get man to the beer. These were the foundations of modern civilization and together were the catalyst for the splitting of humanity into two distinct subgroups: 

1. Liberals 
2. Conservatives. 

Once beer was discovered, it required grain and that was the beginning of agriculture.Neither the glass bottle nor aluminum can were invented yet, so while our early humans were sittingaround waiting for them to be invented, they just stayed close to the brewery.That's how villages were formed. 

Some men spent their days tracking and killing animals to BBQ at night while they were drinking beer. This was the beginning of what is known as the Conservative movement.... 

Other men who were weaker and less skilled at hunting learned to live off the conservatives by showing up for the nightly BBQs and doing the sewing,fetching, and hair dressing.This was the beginning of the Liberal movement.

Some of these liberal men eventually evolved into women. They became known as girlie-men. Some noteworthy liberal achievements include the domestication of cats, the invention of group therapy, group hugs, and the concept of Democratic voting to decide how to divide the meat and beer that conservatives provided. 


Over the years conservatives came to be symbolized by the largest, most powerful land animal on earth, the elephant.Liberals are symbolized by the jackass for obvious reasons. 

Modern liberals like imported beer (with lime added), but most prefer white wine or imported bottled water. They eat raw fish 

but like their beef well done. Sushi, tofu, and French food is standard liberal fare.. Another interesting evolutionary side note: most of their women have higher testosterone levels than their men.Most social workers,personal injury attorneys, journalists, dreamers in Hollywood and group therapists are liberals. Liberals invented the designated hitter rule because it wasn't fair to make the pitcher also bat. 

Conservatives drink domestic beer, mostly Bud or Miller. They eat red meatand still provide for their women. Conservatives are big game hunters, rodeo cowboys, lumberjacks,construction workers, firemen, medical doctors, police officers, engineers, corporate executives, athletes, members of the military, airline pilots and generally anyone who works productively. 

Conservatives who own companies hire other conservatives who want to work for a living. 

Liberals produce little. They prefer to govern the producers.... and decide what to do with the production. Liberals believe Europeans are more enlightened than Americans. That is why most of the liberals remained in Europe when conservatives were coming to America . They crept in after the Wild West was tamed and created a business of trying to get something for nothing.

Here ends today's lesson in world history: 

It should be noted that a Liberal may have a momentary urge to angrily respond to the above before forwarding it.

A Conservative will simply laugh and be so convinced of the absolute truth of this history that it will be forwarded immediately to other true believers and to more liberals just to piss them off. 

And there you have it. Let your next action reveal your true self.....I'm going to have another beer.

[B4TT]

Rather burn them than make money?

[skillionaire]

@SHAZ: 

Welcome to the official start of our 2013 campaign.

 

[Beejay667]

They will fit in the boot, take the money.

[Zac]

Question... is a drift boost gauge good for my B4?

[skillionaire]

No, it won't fit. You'll need to modify the circlip and get a special wamble hammer scanner before it even thinks about working, also it won't handle the pill. 

[Samwise]

Rather burn them than make money?

Then sell to commo driver haha.

They will fit in the boot, take the money.

Good point

[Zac]

No, it won't fit. You'll need to modify the circlip and get a special wamble hammer scanner before it even thinks about working, also it won't handle the pill. 

Words...

 

 

I didn't understand any of that...

 

I thought you just tap into a vacuum line and bam, it works.

[skillionaire]

No, not at all, noob. Your digiterizeometre will fail firstly, and from there you'll be in a world of hurt. 

[B4TT]

Who cares what car they drive?

[Shaz]

Any of you kents want an iPhone 4S 32gb in black? 

 

Cheapest on eBay is $450 for used. 

 

Will sell for $400

[Samwise]

No, not at all, noob. Your digiterizeometre will fail firstly, and from there you'll be in a world of hurt. 

You're a dick, good sir.

[Shaz]

Words...

 

 

I didn't understand any of that...

 

I thought you just tap into a vacuum line and bam, it works.

 

I'm pretty sure you need a special screwdriver for them too. Left handed from memory. You will also need to attach a few long weights to get it to fit correctly in the B4

[Zac]

No, not at all, noob. Your digiterizeometre will fail firstly, and from there you'll be in a world of hurt. 

Why you do Nik... WHY YOU DO!!

 

Maybe I'll start a thread about this...

 

Nah... I'll post it in my build thread... since it is a mod I'm wanting to do for my car...

[Samwise]

Who cares what car they drive?

Hah. Yeah, but I don't want complaints. I hate when you sell something and the buyer has a whinge.
I sell as described. But forking people!

[Zac]

 

I'm pretty sure you need a special screwdriver for them too. Left handed from memory. You will also need to attach a few long weights to get it to fit correctly in the B4

Where do the few long weights go?