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[Shaz]

I predict a wikipedia searching session in Garrrrrry's future...

 

Yeah, I doubt they will be in Wikipedia. 

 

Urban Dictionary though.....

[Zac]

Garrry, provide definitions of all of these please.

Lol at Meredith

Planning on trying some of them out Morg?

 

I don't think any of them will help you with your baby making goal...

 

Yeah, I doubt they will be in Wikipedia. 

 

Urban Dictionary though.....

Oh man... that place... LOL!

[Morgan]

Not particularly interested in trying them out... Just curious to what they are!

[Shaz]

[Liberty]

I'm guessing you've never heard of the Angry Dragon either?

 

Or the Angry Abe Lincoln? 

 

What about The Dumptruck?

 

Cincinnati Bowtie?

 

Strawberry Swirl?

 

I have heard of the Angry Dragon.

 

Garrry, provide definitions of all of these please.

 

As you wish.

 

Angry Dragon - While a girl is sucking you off, right as you are about to cum, you grab hold of her head and pull her mouth as far onto your cock as possible. She proceeds to gag from the cock unexpectedly being rammed down her throat, but since your cock is blocking her air passage, her cough (and your cum) exit through her nose. The cum dripping out of both of the girl’s nostrils, resembles a dragon’s snout - and after pulling a stunt like this, you can be sure she's going to be an angry one.

 

Angry Abe Lincoln - A combination of the Abe Lincoln and Angry Dragon. When getting head and nearing climax, shove your cock into her throat, making the cum and her cough come out of her nose. The cum will run down her upper lip and chin. Proceed to throwing your saved stash of shaven pubic hair onto her face, creating a full beard. She will probably be pretty damn angry when she wakes up.

 

The Dumptruck - An unusual sex act, generally not one for sensation and pleasure, but instead an achievement in the book of man achievements. While doing a girl doggy style, and quite close to finishing, the man removes himself and stands over the girl. While the woman is on her hands and knees and the man is walking over her (legs on either side of her,) the man takes his penis and presses it back between his legs. In a posture much like the Goat (see penis showing game, Waiting, whichever you may,) the man starts cumming on the girls back, the semen being 'dumped' onto her. An additional beeping immitation enhances the experience.

 

Cincinnati Bowtie - When you reverse titty-fork a girl. So your balls and cock are upside-down and it looks like she is wearing a fleshy bow-tie. It's called "cincinnati" because they do everything backwards there.

 

Strawberry Swirl - When a girl is giving you head and you blow it on her face then punch her in the nose so she bleeds.

 

 

LOL.

[B4TT]

Hahah Gary the Arab.

 

That made me laugh.

[Liberty]

Ha ha, true story. No shit.

 

I couldn't believe he said it to be honest... I didn't know whether to laugh or not.

[B4TT]

Yeah that is a bit of an interesting one.

 

 

Man Kempsey makes me laugh. LOL! just had this posted on FB.

 

 

REX COMING BACK TO LOOK FOR YOWIES..The search continues for the search'Carrie Bigfoot',better known as the yowi,or 'hairy man' of ancient Aboriginal tradition. A new expedition is being planned by Rex Gilroy,better known as 'the Yowi man',Australia's foremost authority on these creatures. The new search follows on from an expedition in June 2012 carried out by Rex and his wife Heather,which took them deep into the vast Carrie Range,as well as other areas around Kempsey where sightings or fresh footprint finds had been reported to them."i believe we are at last closing in on these beings," Mr Gilroy said. "We have already identified the yowie as an ancient Aboriginal composite for three forms of Pleistocene (ice-age) hominids, one being an Australian race of Australopithecine, the other two being an average modern human and giant-height forms of Homoerectus, our immediate ancestor." Mr Gilroy said the other'hairy'title for the Homo ercetus Yowies refers to the marsupial hide garments they wore. "They also made stone tools and fire to cook their food," he said. "Australopithecines,on the other hand,were more 'ape-like' in appearance and were primitive herbivores." The Gilroys are well known for their large natural science collection,including fossil skull-types of Homo erectus and Australopithecus,found at widely-scattered Australian locations dating back 2 million years. Casts of the Kempsey Carrai Homo erectus yowies have been compared by Gilroy's with the tracks of similar relic hominids in New Guinea,Indonesia,Malaysia,India,China,Russia and the Americas. They lead them to believe the giant form of yowie and the North American 'bigfoot' are related.as Mr Gilroy nears 70 years-of age he has no intention of retiring. Since beginning his quest as a teenager,he has amassed several thousand 'hairy people'reports,dating from 1789 to the present and has a huge collection of yowie footprint casts."We believe our research shows the Kempsey district to be the 'Yowie Capital' of the NSW Mid North Coast," he said.

[nickknack]

Hahah Gary the Arab.

 

That made me laugh.

 

Garab

[B4TT]

GARAB!!!!!!!!!!!

[Liberty]

Ha ha ha!

[Shaz]

Haha.

 

GARAB!

[Hypnotic]

. She will probably be pretty damn angry when she wakes up.

 

BAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Liberty]

Garab is a disgusting name for me.

[Zac]

Garab is a disgusting name for me.

I'm sure there are worse names...

[Liberty]

Like Gabanese?

[Zac]

Like Gabanese?

Gafghani?

[Liberty]

Ha ha.

 

Enough racism for one hour now.

[Zac]

Worst insult I could give you is Gindian...

[skillionaire]

I like the old rooting doggy, then dribble spit onto her back just before you cum and make noises like you've finished, when she turns around to smile at you, blow in her face