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[Shaz]

I like the old rooting doggy, then dribble spit onto her back just before you cum and make noises like you've finished, when she turns around to smile at you, blow in her face

 

That's called The Houdini.

[Liberty]

Ha ha. And then there's The Houdini - ok, the real definition is this: You are doing a girl doggy style whilst she if facing a window to the outdoors...half way thru your thrusting, you do a pull out move (to say finger her a little...) but then your friend who is strategically hidden in the room sneaks in and inserts himself as if it were you....this is when you quietly exit the room, reappearing outside the window when you now (smiling ear to ear) wave at your girl, who comes to the realization that, "if you he is out there, who is forking me!!!?"....hillarity ensues.

 

BAHAHAHAHAHA! The look on her face would be forking priceless.

 

This is the real Houdini Shaz!

[skillionaire]

I prefer it without a name
You were wrong Sharron

[Morgan]

Hahahahaha

Epic.

[B4TT]

Hahahahahahahahahaha oh man. Lead baloon.

[Liberty]

The Superman - The Superman is an old trick performed to humiliate whatever skank or girlfriend you'd like to be rid of. You need some friends, a pillow case, and maybe some cameras for internet video production. After an evening of fun you wait until the mark is asleep and lying on her side. Take a pillow case, preferably red, and jerk off onto one end of it. Take the case and carefully hold it against her shoulders for a couple minutes until it's stuck good. Go out to the living room where your roommates/buddies are hanging out and set off the smoke alarm. Now yell very loudly "Fire!" and watch for the girl with the cape.

[Shaz]

Ha ha. And then there's The Houdini - ok, the real definition is this: You are doing a girl doggy style whilst she if facing a window to the outdoors...half way thru your thrusting, you do a pull out move (to say finger her a little...) but then your friend who is strategically hidden in the room sneaks in and inserts himself as if it were you....this is when you quietly exit the room, reappearing outside the window when you now (smiling ear to ear) wave at your girl, who comes to the realization that, "if you he is out there, who is forking me!!!?"....hillarity ensues.

 

BAHAHAHAHAHA! The look on her face would be forking priceless.

 

This is the real Houdini Shaz!

 

I stand corrected. That must be the Houdini Hardcore Edition.

[Hypnotic]

Way to go out with a bang!

[Liberty]

I stand corrected. That must be the Houdini Hardcore Edition.

 

Ha ha, and a bit of dry ice just to make the scene look better might be a good addition.

[Shaz]

[Scuba-Roo]

Wheres the angry pirate at?

[Liberty]

LMFAO! I JUST SAW THIS RANDOMLY ON URBAN DICTIONARY!

 

PPVA - A condition normally experienced by females the morning after a sexual encounter with a Portuguese Male.

 

HA HA HA!

[Harry88]

Like Gabanese?

 

Yes!!!

 

 

This thread has so many lols!!!

[Liberty]

Jelq - An exercise to increase penis size naturally. First a warm rag is use to stimulate blood flow and put the wang into a semi-erect state. Then lubrication is used on the hands and the mumbo jumbo in question. Use a thumb and index finger positioned in an "OK" grip on the base of the *******. Slide your hand up to the head then take your other hand and grip the base. Release the grip of your first hand and return it to the base to repeat the motion while the second hand is sliding to the head of the penis. 

The goal here is to force more blood flow within the cellular walls of the one eyed weasel. The result out of consistent exercise for at least 30 minutes a day, 3 to 5 days a week is a gain in 2+ inches in length and girth from 6 months to over a year. Mostly fails to work due to a lack in effort.

 

I got carpal tunnel from jelqing and had to go to the hospital. There's a catheter in poofy penis and now the guy who brings me the jell-o is winking at me.

 

 

Da fuq?

[Samwise]

european steamboat

 

 

Also, my monsoons arrived today. Woo!

[Tim.]

Don't look up "docking".... or look it up, it's quite disturbing.

[Hypnotic]

GT at it's finest

Don't look up "docking".... or look it up, it's quite disturbing.

Don't encourage them lol hahaha

 

you know that is about to be posted on here now hahaha

[Liberty]

Dirty Sanchez - After having anal sex, the man pulls out his penis and wipes it across his partners lip, forming an authentic looking mexican moustache.

 

Cleveland Steamer - The cleveland steamer is far more specific than the listings I have seen here. A sexual act by nature (fetish) the cleveland steamer is when one person craps on another person's chest and (very important) then sits down and rocks back and forth like a steam roller.

 

Blumpkin - The delicately balanced art of getting your cock sucked while taking a dump.

 

Angry Pirate - When a woman is giving a man head, he pulls out, and nuts in her eye. Upon doing this, she will let out some sort of grunt of disapproval, and at this point he kicks her in the shin. This poor girl, being pissed and hurt, will hobble after your laughing ass.

 

Alabama Hot Pocket - The Alabama Hot Pocket is a special fetish maneuver that roughly involves taking a shit into a woman's vagina, typically followed up by a good ole fuckin'. The term "Alabama" originated from a lesser known, but crucial additional practice that involves "Porky Piggin'" the female who has recieved the Hot Pocket. In Alabama, you see, good old redneck boys, when bored, would fork pig troughs or large, wet piles of mud. To properly perform the Porky Piggin' follow-up procedure, one must take a massive shit onto the vagina WITHOUT spreading the lips. This creates a core that enters the woman, and then dregs that explode out all over her. By randomly stabbing with the cock, one will successfully Porky Piggin' the girl... repeating, naturally, the action that would normally be associated with screwing a pile of mud or animal trough.

 

Pink Sock -  This is the result of excessive anal plundering; the intestines actually exit through the anus, forming a dangling mass, resembling a pink sock.

 

Rusty Trombone - The act of performing anal cunnilingus while reaching up above the testicles to manually administer quick up and down motions to the penile shaft; resulting in a violent yet pleasant explosion. It is then customary for the female to then give a quick blow into the anus for good luck, the lips blowing into the anus sounds very similar to a trombones sweet melody. This was introduced to the Americas in the late 50's.

[Hypnotic]

Angry Pirate - When a woman is giving a man head, he pulls out, and nuts in her eye. Upon doing this, she will let out some sort of grunt of disapproval, and at this point he kicks her in the shin. This poor girl, being pissed and hurt, will hobble after your laughing ass.

 

The only one out of that list I had never heard hahahhahahaha

[Tim.]

GT at it's finest

Don't encourage them lol hahaha

 

you know that is about to be posted on here now hahaha

 

I know, but i don't want that information touching my clipboard when it's copied and pasted.... haha!