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Started by Samwise, Aug 01 2013 02:03 AM

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#11221 Zac

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Posted 31 August 2013 - 11:03 PM

Why the fork am I watching master chef...

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#11222 Hypnotic

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Posted 31 August 2013 - 11:04 PM

Why the fork am I watching master chef...

Because you're a fuckwit!

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;

"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?

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#11223 Zac

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Posted 31 August 2013 - 11:04 PM

Because you're a fuckwit!

Did beer do this to me?

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#11224 ams

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Posted 31 August 2013 - 11:05 PM

Why the fork am I watching master chef...

Dreaming of one day someone cooking you a god damn steak?

Did beer do this to me?

Nope, way before you started drinking tonight.

Ugh i could ramble on for forking days about this stuff.

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#11225 Hypnotic

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Posted 31 August 2013 - 11:05 PM

Did beer do this to me?

Don't you dare use beer as an excuse!

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;

"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?

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#11226 ams

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Posted 31 August 2013 - 11:06 PM

HI SACK I COOKED YOU A STEAK AND SALAD. HERE IS THE SALAD I'VE THROWN THE STEAK IN THE BIN.

Ugh i could ramble on for forking days about this stuff.

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#11227 Samwise

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Posted 31 August 2013 - 11:06 PM

Its when I say it is.... got ur wheel sorted? Was it tire pressure?

Dunno yet. Gonna let it sit over night and check in the morning.

I like to think of it as borrowing someone's car and driving it better than them.

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#11228 Zac

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Posted 31 August 2013 - 11:07 PM

Dreaming of one day someone cooking you a god damn steak?

Nope, way before you started drinking tonight.

Medium FTW...

Middle Eastern cook chick got beating cooking middle eastern dish by Aussie guy... WTF?

Don't you dare use beer as an excuse!

Beer is not the excuse.. it is the reason

HI SACK I COOKED YOU A STEAK AND SALAD. HERE IS THE SALAD I'VE THROWN THE STEAK IN THE BIN.

Then I'm going to going to the bin... enjoy your Salad

Dunno yet. Gonna let it sit over night and check in the morning.

Groovy... did u hit something on the way home?

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#11229 Hypnotic

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Posted 31 August 2013 - 11:07 PM

Beer is not the excuse.. it is the reason

And that sounds like an excuse

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;

"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?

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#11230 ams

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Posted 31 August 2013 - 11:08 PM

Then I'm going to going to the bin... enjoy your Salad

If you say that to her does she literally put you in the bin?

Ugh i could ramble on for forking days about this stuff.

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Posted 31 August 2013 - 11:08 PM

Nik, you all good mate???

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#11232 Beckers

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Posted 31 August 2013 - 11:08 PM

Because you're a fuckwit!

Atleast I didn't call ya a fuckwit.

And never out of nowhere.

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#11233 Samwise

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Posted 31 August 2013 - 11:09 PM

Groovy... did u hit something on the way home?

I think so. I felt a thud at some point. I think was one of submerged potholes..

I like to think of it as borrowing someone's car and driving it better than them.

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#11234 Zac

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Posted 31 August 2013 - 11:09 PM

And that sounds like an excuse

Your face is an excuse

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#11235 ams

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Posted 31 August 2013 - 11:09 PM

Ugh i could ramble on for forking days about this stuff.

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#11236 Hypnotic

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Posted 31 August 2013 - 11:09 PM

Atleast I didn't call ya a fuckwit.

And never out of nowhere.

Why not? I've been called far worse, usually by me.

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;

"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?

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#11237 Zac

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Posted 31 August 2013 - 11:09 PM

If you say that to her does she literally put you in the bin?

She can try.... and fail...

I want a steak now... beer and steak.. oh yeah!

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#11238 Hypnotic

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Posted 31 August 2013 - 11:10 PM

Your face is an excuse

It's never got me out of anything, it's a poor excuse.

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;

"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?

Horsepower Factory

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