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#1621 skillionaire

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Posted 05 August 2013 - 04:11 PM

I'm seriously thinking about it, she's forking gorgeous 


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Posted 05 August 2013 - 04:12 PM

...give them a forking job for fucks sake. pay them your wage if you have to, you don't need it.

This really is VERY good advice.

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Posted 05 August 2013 - 04:12 PM

What job is she applying for?


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Posted 05 August 2013 - 04:12 PM

I'm seriously thinking about it, she's forking gorgeous


Thinking about what? not being a giant ******? :P Common man!! I want to see this chick in person at MDSC!! :P

 


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Posted 05 August 2013 - 04:12 PM

She is pretty mint.

wouldbang/10
 


I put up with people from amnesty, red cross and now the cancer council almost daily hounding me!! Throw in the greens, green peace, unhcr, save the forking children and I've well and truly hit my limit for the number of fuckstains wanting me to sign something or give money. Seriously cubts,  :fork: right off.
 

 

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Posted 05 August 2013 - 04:12 PM

What job is she applying for?


Does it matter?

 


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Posted 05 August 2013 - 04:12 PM

What job is she applying for?


The head job
 


I put up with people from amnesty, red cross and now the cancer council almost daily hounding me!! Throw in the greens, green peace, unhcr, save the forking children and I've well and truly hit my limit for the number of fuckstains wanting me to sign something or give money. Seriously cubts,  :fork: right off.
 

 

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Posted 05 August 2013 - 04:13 PM

What job is she applying for?

 

fork knows?! 



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Posted 05 August 2013 - 04:13 PM

 she's forking gorgeous 



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#1630 Hypnotic

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Posted 05 August 2013 - 04:13 PM

Thinking about what? not being a giant ******? :P Common man!! I want to see this chick in person at MDSC!! :P

 

 

She is pretty mint.

wouldbang/10

These 2 quotes go hand in hand, kind of like me.


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 05 August 2013 - 04:17 PM

Nik, heard you need a new car...

 

http://www.gumtree.c...gnet/1025041112


I like to think of it as borrowing someone's car and driving it better than them.


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Posted 05 August 2013 - 04:17 PM

See, I would think Nik would offer her a job if she applied for a position that he actually has, rather than just make one up to get here there... but I could be wrong...

 

Also.. feel free to think of different positions for her...


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Posted 05 August 2013 - 04:19 PM

Also.. feel free to think of different positions for her...

 

Welcome back to 15 minutes ago...I'm already smoking a cigarette.


 

 

 


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Posted 05 August 2013 - 04:19 PM

Nik, heard you need a new car...

 

http://www.gumtree.c...gnet/1025041112

That was an awesome ad...


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#1635 Hypnotic

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Posted 05 August 2013 - 04:20 PM


Also.. feel free to think of different positions for her...

Way ahead of you.


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 05 August 2013 - 04:20 PM

Also.. feel free to think of different positions for her...


Doggy, Anal, Her on Top, ............ dick straight down her throat! :P

 


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Posted 05 August 2013 - 04:20 PM

 

Welcome back to 15 minutes ago...I'm already smoking a cigarette.

Wow Pete... slow down.. at your age...


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Posted 05 August 2013 - 04:20 PM

Welcome back to 15 minutes ago...I'm already smoking a cigarette.


hahahah that was a great call!

 


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Posted 05 August 2013 - 04:20 PM

 

Welcome back to 15 minutes ago...I'm already smoking a cigarette.

Hahahahaha


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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#1640 Zac

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Posted 05 August 2013 - 04:21 PM

Now lets just hope she doesn't read any of this stuff... ever... chances are she wouldn't anyway...

 

And come on Josh... your imagination must be better than that... I mean you imagined your car and all.. so you can do better...


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