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#1641 B4TT

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Posted 05 August 2013 - 04:24 PM

And come on Josh... your imagination must be better than that... I mean you imagined your car and all.. so you can do better...


Hahaha I'm not the forking Karma Sutra! :P

 

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Posted 05 August 2013 - 04:25 PM

I have only been to Asia once before. Am definitely going back :)

Hell at my age, I should buy me some to keep.


 

 

 

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Posted 05 August 2013 - 04:26 PM

I have only been to Asia once before. Am definitely going back :)
Hell at my age, I should buy me some to keep.


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Posted 05 August 2013 - 04:26 PM

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Posted 05 August 2013 - 04:27 PM

Oh I am well sold Nikko! well sold!.

 

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Posted 05 August 2013 - 04:27 PM

She is genuinely beautiful.


 

 

 

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Posted 05 August 2013 - 04:29 PM

She is definitely very attractive

 

Pete, you are on fire today my man.


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 05 August 2013 - 04:32 PM

Only since I read about Graphene :)


 

 

 

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Posted 05 August 2013 - 04:35 PM

Dad's all about "No dickhead, we don't need a non english speaking woman working here"

 

I'm going to try and get her to clean my house? I have to see that face again.


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Posted 05 August 2013 - 04:36 PM

Dad's all about "No dickhead, we don't need a non english speaking woman working here"

 

I'm going to try and get her to clean my house? I have to see that face again.

What about for when you get non english speaking tourists?


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 05 August 2013 - 04:37 PM

Bad Steve! Bad Steve!!!

 

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Posted 05 August 2013 - 04:38 PM

 I have to see that face again.

 

I can completely empathise with you Nik.


 

 

 

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Posted 05 August 2013 - 04:39 PM

What about for when you get non english speaking tourists?


Exactly! Exactly how it works! " do you speak English?" No! "OK go speak to her, she also doesnt speak English so you guys can work it out"

 

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Posted 05 August 2013 - 04:47 PM

How strong is the accent Nik? And where is she from? (You may have already answered this)

Ugh i could ramble on for forking days about this stuff.

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Posted 05 August 2013 - 04:55 PM

Oh I am well solid Nikko! well solid!.


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Posted 05 August 2013 - 05:16 PM

Katie Holmes wandering eye FTW :)


Whispering eye... say whispering eye....!!

Ugh i could ramble on for forking days about this stuff.

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Posted 05 August 2013 - 05:20 PM

listening to someone crap on about library stuff in my management lecture. FFS people get on with it so i can get home and have beers and dinner. 

thank fork i have wifi in this lecture theatre


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Posted 05 August 2013 - 05:30 PM

South Korean, Hambone!


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Posted 05 August 2013 - 05:59 PM

Hi all.


Wanting to buy/looking for: single genuine STi rim, genuine STi front lip, Corazon or Zero/Sports grille and another OEM grille

Can you hook a brother up? Please contact me now. I have cash ready.

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Posted 05 August 2013 - 06:01 PM

This made me laugh a bit..... Obviously, Tasmania is not Australia!

 

Friendliest cities:

1. Florianopolis, Brazil

2. Hobart, Tasmania

3. Thimpu, Bhutan

4. Queenstown, New Zealand

5. Charleston, South Carolina

6. Paro, Bhutan

Equal 6. Margaret River, Australia

7. Mandalay, Burma

9. Kilkenny, Ireland

Equal 9. Ubud, Bali

10. Chiang Mai, Thailand


 

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