Yikes!
What kind of ridiculous? You have any real world numbers?
Haha just had a colleague have a full on whinge at me because she upgraded her iOS last night and her ring tone/alarm tone changed.
She also had to Google how to close down apps in the taskbar.
YES, THE PROBLEMS YOU ARE EXPERIENCING REALLY WARRANT THE MASSIVE RANT YOU ARE ON...
Her first problem is she bought a fruit phone... instafail!