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[Harry88]

It's just annoying. When I was let go from my last job I was thinking no big deal. I have heaps of experience, shouldn't be hard to get a job. Nek minit, still unemployed.

 

 

So have a go at Bunnings mate, your age will not at all be an issue there.

 

Righto. I will check that one out.

[simon]

Hey fellas hows things? How good are 3 day work weeks?!!!!

[Robert]

I've only worked twice this week 

[ams]

Cause your too expensive

*you're

[Robert]

*you're

Thanks...

Old subyclub

[Robert]

Ozlib semi works too

[Adam]

My problem will be finding a casual job that wants me after 5.

You do "night fill" don't you Josh?

[B4TT]

Ja.

[Adam]

Yeah gotta get in on that! Are there full time night fill positions?

[B4TT]

Yeah gotta get in on that! Are there full time night fill positions?

Yeah, Causual, Part Time and Full Time.

You will start off as casual and if they like you they will ask you to go part time - you get a couple of dollars an hour less but you then get consistent hours, Sick pay, annual leave pay, Bank of hours (so any hours you work extra you can take as time off) you get the small bonus's EOFY (maybe $300) and usually $1000 of Wesfarmers shares each year for free.

[Adam]

Could you PM me a ball park (teehee) pay rate?

IF YOU DONT MIND THAT IS!?!!

[ams]

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a day.




DRUGS!

[Adam]

I can live on that

[ams]

Hahaha. I hate posting political stories but this one cracked me up.

http://www.washingto...d-even-started/

Azerbaijan released election results before voting had even started

[B4TT]

Could you PM me a ball park (teehee) pay rate?

IF YOU DONT MIND THAT IS!?!!

$76.54/h here and about $24/h there

[B4TT]

Surely there is only one Brett in Perth right?

[ams]

What the type of websites do you browse?

[ams]

A woman brought a very limp duck into a veterinary surgeon. As she laid her pet on the table, the vet pulled out his stethoscope and listened to the bird's chest.
After a moment or two, the vet shook his head and sadly said, "I'm sorry, your duck, Cuddles, has passed away."
The distressed woman wailed, "Are you sure?" "Yes, I am sure. Your duck is dead," replied the vet..
"How can you be so sure?" she protested. "I mean you haven't done any testing on him or anything. He might just be in a coma or something."
The vet rolled his eyes, turned around and left the room.

He returned a few minutes later with a black Labrador Retriever. As the duck's owner looked on in amazement, the dog stood on his hind legs, put his front paws on the examination table and sniffed the duck from top to bottom. He then looked up at the vet with sad eyes and shook his head.
The vet patted the dog on the head and took it out of the room. A few minutes later he returned with a cat. The cat jumped on the table and also delicately sniffed the bird from head to foot. The cat sat back on its haunches, shook its head, meowed softly and strolled out of the room.

The vet looked at the woman and said, "I'm sorry, but as I said, this is most definitely, 100% certifiably, a dead duck."
The vet turned to his computer terminal, hit a few keys and produced a bill, which he handed to the woman..
The duck's owner, still in shock, took the bill. "$150!" she cried, "$150 just to tell me my duck is dead!"
The vet shrugged, "I'm sorry. If you had just taken my word for it, the bill would have been $20, but with the Lab Report and the Cat Scan, it's now $150."

[B4TT]

What the type of websites do you browse?

A comment in the SMH about some Death Penalty article.

[ams]

Bank robber being chased by a security guard in Hungary.

(wait for it)