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[Hypnotic]

This is cool

 

http://www.youtube.c...h?v=Q8IrmlO1qag

 

We used the forklifts at work the change tyres on our vans back when I was a courier

[Zac]

 

We used the forklifts at work the change tyres on our vans back when I was a courier

I was telling Adam he should use a forklift to lift the engine out of his car so he can change the engine mounts... but I'm apparently insane..

[Hypnotic]

I don't blame him, I wouldn't take advice from you either

[Zac]

I don't blame him, I wouldn't take advice from you either

Dude.. I'm the king of advice... there is nothing I do not know... google is my friend... so I have all the answers...

[Hypnotic]

google is my friend... so I have all the answers...

 

And this would be the reason for the easiness in which helps you make a decision

[ams]

Morning.


Is it friday yet?

[Zac]

 

And this would be the reason for the easiness in which helps you make a decision

Yes, exactly... I'm glad you agree...

 

Now... back to man talk...

 

 

Ash, you getting rid of the beard for Movember?

[Hypnotic]

Nope, still Monday

[Zac]

Morning.


Is it friday yet?

Yes... Been a long week... looking forward to the weekend...

Nope, still Monday

[Hypnotic]

Ash, you getting rid of the beard for Movember?

 

I want to because I am getting sick of it........but I want to keep going, so it's probably going to stay.

[Shaz]

Watched After Earth last night. 

 

Shit movie. 

[Zac]

 

I want to because I am getting sick of it........but I want to keep going, so it's probably going to stay.

Sick of the beard, but want to keep it going.. personal achievement rather than comfort?

Watched After Earth last night. 

 

Shit movie. 

Yeah... saw the reviews... pass...

 

Saw The Internship... pretty funny... I liked it.. good little nerd/IT jokes...

[ams]

I want to because I am getting sick of it........

Sick of being accused of being a rapper

[Hypnotic]

Sick of the beard, but want to keep it going.. personal achievement rather than comfort?

 

Yep, Just like a woman wearing stilettos.

 

I will point out that it is good insulation though.

Sick of being accused of being a rapper

 

You can only be sick of it if your are not guil..................

[Zac]

 

Yep, Just like a woman wearing stilettos.

 

I will point out that it is good insulation though.

Well I think it is a pretty good beard, but if I were you, and it was annoying me, I'd get rid of it... Movember is a good excuse, and if you miss it, start it up again after Movember, and it should be pretty good in time for winter next year for insulation...

[ams]

• Why did God create woman? To carry semen from the bedroom to the toilet.
• If the dove is the bird of peace, what is the bird of true love? The swallow
• How do you annoy your girlfriend during sex? Call her.
• Why do women fake orgasms? Because they think men care.
• What is the definition of "making love"? Something a woman does while a guy is forking her.
• What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking? Slow down and use a lubricant.
• What's the difference between oral sex and anal sex? Oral sex makes your day. Anal sex makes your [w]hole weak.
• How many sexists does it take to change a light bulb? None, let the bitch cook in the dark.
• What's the difference between pre-menstrual tension and B.S.E? One's mad cow disease; the other's an agricultural problem.
• Why does the bride always wear white? Because it's good for the dishwasher to match the stove and refrigerator.
• What do you say to a woman with 2 black eyes? Nothing, she's been told twice already.
• How many men does it take to open a beer? None. It should be opened by the time she brings it in.
• If your wife keeps coming out of the kitchen to nag at you, what have you done wrong? Made her chain too long.
• How do you turn a fox into an elephant? Marry it!
• What is the difference between a battery and a woman? A battery has a positive side.
• What are the three fastest means of communication? 1) Internet 2) Telephone 3) Tel-a-woman
• Why do hunters make the best lovers? Because they go deep in the bush, shoot more than once, and they eat what they shoot.
• How are fat girls and mopeds alike? They're both fun to ride until your friends find out.
• What should you give a woman who has everything? A man to show her how to work it.
• How are tornadoes and marriage alike? They both begin with a lot of blowing and sucking, and in the end you lose your house.
• Why does a bride smile when she walks up the aisle? She knows she's given her last blow job.
• What's the difference between a bitch and a wh0re? A wh0re sleeps with everyone at the party while a bitch sleeps with everyone at the party except you.
• What's the difference between your wife and your job? After 10 years the job still sucks.
• What's the difference between love, true love, and showing off? Spitting, swallowing, and gargling.
• Why is the space between a women's breasts and her hips called a waist"? Because you could easily fit another pair of tits in there.
• Do you know why they call it the Wonder Bra? When you take it off, you wonder where her tits went.
• How do you make 5 pounds of fat look good? Put a nipple on it.
• Why did the woman cross the road? What's the bitch doing out of the kitchen in the first place?!
• Why are there no female astronauts on the moon? 'cause it doesn't need cleaning yet.
• How is a woman like a condom? Both of them spend more time in your wallet than on your dick

[Zac]

There we go AMSy... you broke the GT with your sexist post...

 

Good on ya...

[RX25SE]

Only because it took twenty minutes to read.

[Zac]

Only because it took twenty minutes to read.

Haha... so true...

 

How you doing mate?

[RX25SE]

Not bad mate.

 

Things looking up in your neck of the woods?