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#2101 Brett

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Posted 07 February 2014 - 07:29 PM

Hi lads. 
 
I joined an online dating site and I haven't stopped LMFO since.
 
 
 
Americans lol....
 
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Bwahahahahahahahahaha

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Posted 07 February 2014 - 07:31 PM

Hhahahaaa I had a feeling you'd like that Brett lol



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Posted 07 February 2014 - 07:33 PM

I actually wet myself when I read it 'Jman', hence I forgot to comment as I had to change diapers before getting back to the pc.

 

So many lols...


 

 

 


#2104 Adam

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Posted 07 February 2014 - 07:34 PM

no you didn't


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Posted 07 February 2014 - 07:35 PM

Almost literally.


 

 

 


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Posted 07 February 2014 - 07:36 PM

almost :)

 

 

 

 

 

 

blerrrghhhh feel like rubbish.

 

Also thinking about going for a ride somewhere tomorrow, don't know where though.


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Posted 07 February 2014 - 07:38 PM

I was cracking up so bad when I was writing it.  Can't believe she kept on going. forking dedicated to the dorrah.

 

 

Hahahahaa



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Posted 07 February 2014 - 07:49 PM

Almost 9pm!

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 07 February 2014 - 07:52 PM

Sucks so bad... my tax is more than some people's salary...
 
Anyway... la la la... Should watch a movie tonight..


First world problems hey.

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Posted 07 February 2014 - 07:53 PM

Heads up!

 

Ir's nearly 9 pm.......

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

you suck Ash.

Drink some lager.



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Posted 07 February 2014 - 07:54 PM

I was cracking up so bad when I was writing it.  Can't believe she kept on going. forking dedicated to the dorrah.
 
 
Hahahahaa

Yeah credit there. Even after you played the 14 card, she was still holding fast to the cam show.
Hahahahaha



Is 9pm when you turn back into a pumpkin Ash?

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Posted 07 February 2014 - 07:56 PM

His tampon turns back into a pumpkin.


 

 

 


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Posted 07 February 2014 - 07:58 PM

9pm is when I finish work cubits

Also, lager sucks!

His tampon turns back into a pumpkin.

Ouch that would hurt.

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 07 February 2014 - 07:59 PM

Haha

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Posted 07 February 2014 - 07:59 PM

First world problems hey.

Not really a problem... more like an observation... I hate paying tax... need some offshore bank accounts... Shaz?


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Posted 07 February 2014 - 08:04 PM

Also, lager sucks!
 

 

How dare you!



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Posted 07 February 2014 - 08:17 PM

Haha I can actually open offshore foreign currency accounts
 


I put up with people from amnesty, red cross and now the cancer council almost daily hounding me!! Throw in the greens, green peace, unhcr, save the forking children and I've well and truly hit my limit for the number of fuckstains wanting me to sign something or give money. Seriously cubts,  :fork: right off.
 

 

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Posted 07 February 2014 - 08:19 PM

Can't wait for tomorrow :) hopefully going to have a productive weekend!

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Posted 07 February 2014 - 08:19 PM

 

How dare you!

 

Come at me bro!


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 07 February 2014 - 08:26 PM

 

Come at me bro!

 

SWING FIRST BRO! GIT SUM!

 

 

 

 

anyone need some puppy love? Young fella needs a home. Mutley, red nose, 5 yr old, sookie little fork, good dog. 

 

His dad's off to Afghanistan indefinitely.  SURE WE ARE PULLING OUT ALL OUR TROOPS!

 

 

 

Nice pup needs a home.

 

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