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Started by Liberty, Feb 01 2014 07:22 AM
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#2881 Hypnotic

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Posted 10 February 2014 - 12:53 PM

Hahahahahaa cubt has a tail.. Love that his wife says she thinks he doesn't look good and she had to compromise and marry him.

 

http://www.news.com....d-1226822422859

 

She's not much chop herself either though.


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"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

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Posted 10 February 2014 - 12:54 PM

Hello,

 

I spended the weekend* fixing this

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/cool story, Hansel

 

*while having to do countless other crap not relating to Old Wooden Ships


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Posted 10 February 2014 - 12:56 PM

forking SDRO cubts. Apparently I got a parking fine last September, and because I didn't pay it, they suspended my license. 

 

Funny thing, was that is was on the 20th of September. 

 

I definitely didn't drive my car on that day as I was en route to MDSC. Also, they cannot retrieve the image the parking inspector took. 

 

OF COURSE YOU CAN'T YOU CUBTS BECAUSE IT WASN"T ME


 


I put up with people from amnesty, red cross and now the cancer council almost daily hounding me!! Throw in the greens, green peace, unhcr, save the forking children and I've well and truly hit my limit for the number of fuckstains wanting me to sign something or give money. Seriously cubts,  :fork: right off.
 

 

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Posted 10 February 2014 - 12:59 PM

forking SDRO cubts. Apparently I got a parking fine last September, and because I didn't pay it, they suspended my license. 

 

Funny thing, was that is was on the 20th of September. 

 

I definitely didn't drive my car on that day as I was en route to MDSC. 

 

They are good like that...My mate out the farm just had a massive sht fight with Rta as he apparently hadn't pad the toll going over Sydney Harbour Bridge on his motorbike. The bike has been in his shed for over a year without moving. But it ends up YOUR fault because THEY forked up. Cubts!!!


 

 

 

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Posted 10 February 2014 - 12:59 PM

Lawyer up, Shaz. 


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Posted 10 February 2014 - 01:01 PM

CBF lawyering up.

 

Letter, with photo of MDSC Virgin tickets, and photos of me drinking beer at MDSC will be sent. 


 


I put up with people from amnesty, red cross and now the cancer council almost daily hounding me!! Throw in the greens, green peace, unhcr, save the forking children and I've well and truly hit my limit for the number of fuckstains wanting me to sign something or give money. Seriously cubts,  :fork: right off.
 

 

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Posted 10 February 2014 - 01:03 PM

Shit go Shaz, let the cubts have it!

 

Looks like a not so fun job cutting rust out... I wish I had power in the shed, Rolla has patches of rust I need to take out. Stupid stuff.


So until they clear it can you not drive?


 

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Posted 10 February 2014 - 01:08 PM

It's had fresh tin welded in, finished with fibreglass to waterproof it and then skimmed with filler and primed. She's ready to block, re-prime and then block again :) I'd take a photo but my phone has completely crapped out and I CBF taking my camera into the shed.

 

Got to do the passenger (right-hand) side yet, too. That's a much bigger repair and will involve a lot more work. 


Right-hand (passenger) side: 

 

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This car doesn't have too much rust, thankfully. Forkin' so over bodywork!!!!


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Posted 10 February 2014 - 01:08 PM

 

Was speaking to Shiv last week at hooters meet, and he said if ever the CarSales site goes down, he just yells out, "Damn JOSH!"

 

 

Haha I do this too...

 

Hahahaha well he should be yelling at Morgan Nagrom for the CS site going down.

 

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Posted 10 February 2014 - 01:16 PM

Just watched a replay of the Bathurst 12 hours last few laps... fark Lowndes can drive.


 

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Posted 10 February 2014 - 01:18 PM

WTF. 

 

So, that fine is apparently from Sept 2012, and was my Skyline. 

 

RMS pls. I at least got my license reinstated so I can drive home.


 


I put up with people from amnesty, red cross and now the cancer council almost daily hounding me!! Throw in the greens, green peace, unhcr, save the forking children and I've well and truly hit my limit for the number of fuckstains wanting me to sign something or give money. Seriously cubts,  :fork: right off.
 

 

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Posted 10 February 2014 - 01:19 PM

Phew. Just caught up on ~50 GT pages.

 

Sorry to hear about your Nan, hAsh. I deal with elderly people with dementia all too often in my industry (a good 90% of our clients suffer from it in some form). I'm almost desensitised to it now but as soon as it happens close to home, it really gets you back to reality.

 

Last Thursday was the 1 year anniversary of my Pa passing, which was a mere 7 weeks after his wife of over 60 years... While they lived a fantiastic, full life, it's so hard to grasp what is happening. Remember to remember the good times.

 

A mate of mine lost his dad last Friday. He lived alone (wife died 15-20 years ago) and was found dead at his house. At last check, no one knows what happened. Just dropped dead! Seriously sobering. He was nearing 70 but was a fit, healthy, happy, generous man.

 

Death sucks, y0


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Posted 10 February 2014 - 01:19 PM

You were still here for MDSC in Sept 2012, weren't you?

Ugh i could ramble on for forking days about this stuff.

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Posted 10 February 2014 - 01:19 PM

So was it you who farked up Shaz or what?


 

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Posted 10 February 2014 - 01:24 PM

Hope your mates/fam is ok down in the fires, Jase.

 

Been watching the reports and it's damn crazy down there.

 

I get my credits in the next week or so. I'm keen as to help out if my station is called to duty.


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Posted 10 February 2014 - 01:28 PM

OK, now shit has crossed the line here..... there is NO excuse for what I am reading!!!! First try to get us to eat forking ricecardboard  ****** wafer things then next send this out as 'recipe of the week'..

This isn't a recipe for food, it's a recipe to turn people into raging limp wristed latte sipping vegantarians.

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Posted 10 February 2014 - 01:30 PM

Nope,. wasn't me. 

 

I was in MDSC in 2012. 

 

Going to contest the shit out of it.

 

Its only a $200 parking fine, but it still shits me


 


I put up with people from amnesty, red cross and now the cancer council almost daily hounding me!! Throw in the greens, green peace, unhcr, save the forking children and I've well and truly hit my limit for the number of fuckstains wanting me to sign something or give money. Seriously cubts,  :fork: right off.
 

 

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Posted 10 February 2014 - 01:31 PM

Haha rice burger isn't a burger!

Ugh i could ramble on for forking days about this stuff.

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Posted 10 February 2014 - 01:38 PM

It is an affront to burgers everywhere.


 

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Posted 10 February 2014 - 01:41 PM

Just putting it out there, some vego burgers look pretty forking tasty.



They sure as shit shouldn't be allowed to be called burgers though!

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